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Old 25th Sep 2020, 10:46
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* The Grand ol Duke of York
He had 10000 men *

wait for meee
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 10:54
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"Run, Forrest, run!"
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 12:01
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Damn, forgot my paddle.
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 17:01
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Just like working with the MOD, all day walking though sh*t.
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 17:14
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Of course you can’t see the Engineers Sir, they had more sense and walked around it.
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 17:17
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Staff college they said, making root and core changes in all branches they said....
Read trimming bloody branches into staffs
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 19:32
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Near Miss - Bronze Medal

Type Rated
If only we all knew the Latin for 'slimy squelchiness' then 'per ?????? ad astra' would have won

Runners Up (aka joggers) - Silver Medals

Penny Washers for being very funny while making no reference at all to the picture
I hate electric cars . . . . . I hate electric cars . . . . . I hate electric cars . . . . . I HATE electric cars . . . . .

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After turning up for the fitness test run in an Alice Band, the SWO thought that 2 Laps of Honour were called for after a single Lapse of Judgement.



The winner - Gold Medal
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A disappointed Smithers realises his first solo cross country in the RAF wouldn't be in an aeroplane...


Congratulations. The CST is coming your way carried by a relay of runners. The final runner will clean all the mud off it.
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 20:31
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Blimey, thanks c52 - very stiff competition as usual... mud in your eye!

Try this one, I'll judge Sunday night or Monday morning...




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Old 25th Sep 2020, 21:18
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All together now..."We're all going on a summer holiday..."
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 21:55
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What are they looking at?

-- The stewardess.
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 23:07
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Comfy? Good..... sorry to tell you but the ground crew have configured the cabin wrong... we are going to have to move your seats closer, lose the centre armrests and reduce the seat pitch by 12 inches, standard seat pitch is room for legs minus 3 inches.
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 23:09
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If it’s that safe, how come you have already unpacked our LSJ’s
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 23:16
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You sure your posting says Hawaii? As we are about to land and off load up you all at McMurdo.
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Old 25th Sep 2020, 23:18
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The steward thinks these guys will never amount to anything, look at Bill Gates here... total loser.
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(Thinks) "Has she got her lifejacket inflated under her blouse???"
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 00:01
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I’m sorry, but the Donald says you’re not dressed correctly, your tie should be 2 inches past your nuts.
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 01:34
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23B just followed through....

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Old 26th Sep 2020, 05:48
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"Sir. My name is George W. Bush and I believe I may be on the wrong flight!"
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Daddy never told me it was this comfortable jumping into Normandy...
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 05:50
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Yeah, it's all smiles now but, anyway, welcome aboard the inaugural Vomit Comet flight chaps!
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