Caption Competition Mk II

[NutLoose]

It seems a waste, but with Trump promising to revive the countries coal industry and no one wanting fossil fuels these days, we needed to do something with the stockpiles.

[Kiltrash]

Well if this doesn't flush out 'Bigfoot' nothing will. Get the guns ready boys

[Kiltrash]

To make her point to Donald, Greta a ranges a demonstration of Global Warming on his Golf Course

[Kiltrash]

Camp Commandant complains his men only bring him problems, problems, never solutions. Do I have to think of everything he said?.

[cavuman1]

Ready - Aim - Fire! No, WAIT!

- Ed

[c52]

Mainwaring: "Well done, men. We were only supposed to blow the ******** doors off, but I'm sure the General will appreciate how much more we've achieved."

[Kiltrash]

Teacher on field trip..."So class you can see here the ground is contaminated with Phosphorus by the colour of the flame, and that's why it can only be used by the navy".
"Yes sir but why so much set fire to?"
"Well in all experiments the results are not valid unless it can be repeated, but we only have 1 hour here so all at once."..

[Kiltrash]

Goose neck flare path at Pt Magoo. Obvious init...

[NutLoose]

Were those retards Sarge?

They fecking must be, the range is over the other side of the hill...

[SLXOwft]

The USMC came to regret agreeing to let the Brits test the resilience of MEXE pads to F-35B engines.

[c52]

"How do you account for this, Admiral?"

"I'm afraid I'm all at sea, Sir."

[c52]

We're testing communication with astronauts by smoke-signal in case of communications failure.

-- Aha, and how do they communicate back again?

[NutLoose]

Semaphore, you didn't really think those large sails on the Space Station were for harvesting the suns energy did you?.


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[Kiltrash]

General Custer.....What's the message?
Cpl Smithers. .... it's from Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull, we have been invited to a party at Little Big Horn. Bring a battle. No they must mean * bottle

[Kiltrash]

Bert, the Jetman, finally gets cleared for a test flight. However the results cancelled any further attempts

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins is ordered to test a fire control system.

[Wensleydale]

OK Bloggs. You have two pine poles, 3 metres of rope and a bucket. Your task is to........

[Kiltrash]

What's going on here? Well the President would like to see Huawai intercept these tweets. He seems to have a LOT to say

[Martin the Martian]

Actions may speak louder than words, but the sign is a lot less expensive than what you've just done, Hoskins.

[Kiltrash]

Sorry General, we will have to let it burn itself out, the Fire Brigade have been told to work from home for 6 months. Lord Help us, where is Red Adair when you need him...