Caption Competition Mk II

[racedo]

Hey waiter, "how fresh is the fish" ?

Well Chef landed it same time as you did, do you want him to serve it with a pancake to resemble your landing.

[racedo]

Reckon Piccadilly line underground is not working.

Why ?

Tube drivers keep getting eaten by sharks.

[racedo]

Will I get eaten by sharks if I swim between flights.

No, of course not, there are no sharks anymore .............. under his breath "Crocdiles have scared them all away".

[Kiltrash]

Phew that was lucky, Global freezing nearly got us there

[Kiltrash]

Rights that's close formation practiced, like the yanks and their B-17's, now lets try that in the air.

[Kiltrash]

As the boat carrying the asylum Seekers / Illegal Immigrants * approached Dover the RAF flexed its might to scare them off

* Depends on your point of view.

[NutLoose]

We aye mon, you think that's impressive, you want to move further up the coast and visit Newcastle.......

[racedo]

Sully's claim in the bar "I landed a plane full of passengers on water" sank quickly when Hoskins just said "Yeah but here we can use the plane next day as well".

[Kiltrash]

Well that's one Aircraft Carrier the Nazi's can't sink

Ps any experts say what the small one is front of the left hand hangar?

[MPN11]

One of about a dozen Catalinas of 202 Stn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAF_Ca...5._CH14837.jpg

[Penny Washers]

And if we don't win the Schneider Trophy with all these entries I shall want to know the reason why.

[Kiltrash]

Lee-on -Solent did not expect the upturn in Aircraft storage when the Nazi's Surrended

[Kiltrash]

Now we find the one at the top of the ramp is scared of the water.

[Kiltrash]

Quick out the water, the crabs are approaching

[Kiltrash]

Having sneaked into Holy Loch, the Submarine Captain did not expect this through the periscope.

[Kiltrash]

The Defence Secretary still denies there are too many aircraft defending 3 ships in the convoy

[Kiltrash]

At Sunseeker they buy up surplus float planes to convert to luxury boats. However discover what the Aircrew left behind after demob.

[622]

"Are you sure that chap Noah said build seaplanes?"

"Yep....or was it an Ark?"

[Kiltrash]

On the Noah theme

Regretted allowing two Cat's on board. Discovered just how quickly and often they breed.

[Martin the Martian]

Well, that's the static park for the air show sorted. Let's see those photographers get decent shots of that lot.