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Old 7th Sep 2020, 03:49
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'ello, 'ello...we seem to have a winner!!!!

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Lt Gruber, on foot patrol, couldn’t resist the silk undies he saw in the window. “There are no prizes for being uncomfortable, eh, Rene?”
Over to you MPN11!
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 09:16
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Good moaning! And thank you [again].

Back to Aviation, I think ...



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Old 7th Sep 2020, 09:21
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Hoskins...take off those swimming trunks....we were only joking that you had to inspect the runway lights!
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There's space round the back of the hangar, you can put her in there.
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Amity Tower, this is FYBAB, request runway inspection, we thought we saw a fin.
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 10:48
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Looks like Greta was right after all.
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"Skipper, I just saw a big boat on top of a hill, there was a line of animals going into it..."
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 10:59
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What was not seen after the Tsunami
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 11:05
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Ekranoplan V1 through V45 site found in the Black Sea
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 11:06
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Hoskins went to the boat chandler to get his next vessel. Wanted a test drive of the top far right.
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What Rose Bay would have become if they had not developed Kingsford-Smith Airport
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 11:22
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' Banzai 'the Americans have conveniently parked the aircraft close together. Like shooting Sushi in a barrel..
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The new owners decreed that Monday shall be keep yourself dry time.
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"Daddy, if these are all seaplanes that float, why are they all on dry land?"
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 11:56
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'Phew, that was lucky Sir...High tide nearly had us there...'

'...High tide?.....no, we are at low tide now!'
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Newsflash! Boeing decide to float the company....
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Sunderland 13, Southampton, nil
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 12:13
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If it's so safe, why don't you go in first?
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NOTAMs said some standing water on the runway, lying peacefully is more like it.
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At least bucket and spade brigade stopped complaining about distance to the beach.
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