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Old 4th Sep 2020, 18:25
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"If you buy your lunch on actuals, JPA will not reimburse you 10p for a plastic carrier bag"!
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With all this body armour weighing us down we can't quite keep up with the shoppers in front. Bit of a gap developing
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Old 5th Sep 2020, 06:47
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After 10 years this was all they could drum up for my leaving kitty....
Why what's did they get you in the bag?
The bag ONLY....
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Old 5th Sep 2020, 06:51
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Stepping out in LA, Meghan asked the bodyguard to carry the bags, while keeping a low profile
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The Army deploys their anti bag snatcher decoy patrols.
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In an inaugural civil-military partnership, the Army agrees to cooperate in filming cosmetics commercials. The concept is that the camouflage uniforms will blend into the background, leaving the distinctive bag floating magically down a busy sidewalk. Initial stills show that some fine tuning may be required.
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Old 5th Sep 2020, 14:49
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The marketing director was subsequently fired as no matter how the viewers squinted and strained their eyesight the firms logo and name remained a mystery. ....Should have gone to Specsavers
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Old 5th Sep 2020, 14:51
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Shops in Paris, New York , London and Vilnius. ....should narrow it down a bit
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Old 5th Sep 2020, 14:53
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Del Boy and Rodney decide to bluff out their street selling from the Council Licensing team
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And that's why they called him "Baghdad"!

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"Guccnel & Primalan". New York, London, Paris, Baghdad.
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Old 6th Sep 2020, 10:37
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Strange bag for that navy chap to give you, you do realise a black square on a white background means engines going astern.
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Old 6th Sep 2020, 10:44
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I found people steer clear of us ever since I started carrying my Covid 19 carrier.
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Old 6th Sep 2020, 10:56
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Army takes the gender equalisation course a bit seriously.
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Old 6th Sep 2020, 10:57
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Getting sent to pick up important Briefs from Whitehall was missold.
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Old 6th Sep 2020, 10:59
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Regiment Intel send armed personnel when they heard something was being picked up from Victoria's secret.
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Old 6th Sep 2020, 11:06
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Sqn Leader Tammy Tryon said there was an important brief to be picked up, there needed to be a briefing before the dinner and an eyes only top secret debriefing afterwards.
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Old 6th Sep 2020, 13:38
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While delivering Pizza in certain Post Codes, Dominos have to employ distraction tactics to prevent theft.
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You get the coat off her, I'll put this chic little D&G jacket on her. God I love being in the fashion police.

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God I love going on detachment, ok, that’s the condoms bought, let’s go get the beer...
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