Caption Competition Mk II
Upon seeing this picture the Commandant had them in for a ' at attention with no tea or biccies' for not being in step. . Oh but Sarge it's your black market Mince they explained. Oh that's all right then, and let them off.
Having the English football team.in town normally meant the riot squads had a full weekend of security duties to perform. However with C-19 the threat level was reduced to 'calm'
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I don't understand, I brought you to Salisbury shopping and you said you had no money, how could you buy anything?
I paid with Novacheque.
I paid with Novacheque.
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Funny that, last time I was in there in Civi's, she was the most unhelpful shop attendant I had ever met.
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Right, let's head down the pub and see who wants to get a round in..
In an effort to draw out and apprehend members of the local bag snatching gang, decoys were deployed. Management were at a loss to understand why it seemed the gangs were failing to rise to the lure.
You know you can't just take it back and ask for a refund! You've already bloody worn it!
I can when the receipt's got 5.56 written on it.
I can when the receipt's got 5.56 written on it.
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I love doing my Christmas shopping whilst armed... Somehow, I always get prompt service and a great discount! 