Caption Competition Mk II
The Prime Minister, with some half-hearted supporters, lies down in front of bulldozers to prevent RAF [redacted] from being expanded.
Unfortunately owing to miscommunication at the highest levels of government, the bulldozers aren't due to arrive for another month.
Unfortunately owing to miscommunication at the highest levels of government, the bulldozers aren't due to arrive for another month.
As the vents of Cholmondoley-Smythe's jacket fluttered gently, the four behind him regretted being downwind of the remnants of the dining-in night.
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Man on left... bogie, 12 o’clock high, I’m going in...
Yah we are all pretty tired after that party on the Voyager flight.....
Why so glum boys ?
We just found out this guy Nutloose is going to be servicing out aeroplanes !
We just found out this guy Nutloose is going to be servicing out aeroplanes !
Oh fer Fu*cks sake Bloggins give it up with that "all I had on the airspeed indicator was the makers name" nonsense !
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Yes........,. I saw Hoskins go down.............. God she was ugly.
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"OK Chaps! Jerry has bombed the signals square and we haven't got any wood and paint for a new one. Staish says we have to improvise, so Boy here is the new landing/take-off direction marker. Ground movements are restricted because of bomb damage, so any suggestions for sourcing two balls and a rod for a dumbbell?"
Many thanks Nutloose for stepping up to the plate.
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In deepest Cornwall with no phone sig and very intermittent WIFI. In Maccy D for breakfast using their free WiFi. Success. If you all don't hear from me will plan to judge Wed about this time
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"Now that the hangars have been camouflaged most effectively, you may have trouble finding the airfield. Flying Control will light Hoskins' farts at 30-second intervals to help guide you in."
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"We have enough aircraft to put up a 9-ship formation display team, which I will call the Monochrome Arrows ... "