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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 27th Aug 2020, 20:10
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Why are you closing your eyes?
Cause I forgot my safety goggles.
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Old 27th Aug 2020, 20:58
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We all know the shell has a short fuse, but it's time to bury the hatchet.
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 02:47
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You stupid boy, let me show you how it should be done, said Capt Mainwaring
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 02:49
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A good soldier looks after his equipment, that's all right, I'm using yours.
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 02:51
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Look if you going to use a axe like that, for gods sake use the correct PPE. get your cricket box...
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 05:29
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Hang on lads, I've got a great idea...
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 09:30
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Arrow

There should be a film inside the canister... Just like in Ice Station Zebra!
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 10:24
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Wilson: Excuse me, sir, perhaps it would be better to use the axe as the cutting edge and the bayonnet as the hammer.

Mainwaring: Well done, Wilson. I was wondering who'd be the first to suggest that.
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 11:45
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Hey, It say on the handle... SNAP ON WARNING. • Do not use knives as prybars, chisels or punches.... Hahaha, what could possibly go wrong.
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 12:19
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I wish he'd hurry up and judge this competition. I really want to know what happens when I hit this.
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 12:52
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They may have Tomahawks, but we have axes and will prevail.
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 17:18
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Wile E Coyote takes delivery from ACME of another fool proof method to catch the Road Runner
( yes I did mean fool not full)
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 17:21
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Man with axe to comrades
Well done for staying and risking your lives to defend the Motherland. will ensure your families will get a delivery from the State. It may contain medals or remains, that's still to be decided.
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 19:02
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I think it’s OK, it’s just stopped ticking.....
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Owning to cut backs you two have to form a human blast shield. Please get in front of me
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 20:57
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Just because you are wearing a Bomb Disposal Beret, does not mean you have gone through the course. I mean you can pick them up from the tourist souvenir shops on Red Square.

( I know been there and got a 1st Battalion Tank Regiment one. Or so the man in the shop told me)
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 21:02
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Man on right

if you cock this up its the salt mines for you
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 21:42
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No worries boys I saw McGyver do this.....
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Old 28th Aug 2020, 21:43
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So I went to the bar and asked the chap for a pint of UXB: he gave me this. Damned if I can't get the top off the bottle!
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For the North American's

Of Course I know what I am doing I stayed at a holiday Inn Express last night !
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