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Old 25th Aug 2020, 17:12
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“I had considered foreign holiday, but this job much safer.”
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Yulya watched from a safe distance, fearing that her dinner date with Alexander "Two Fingers" Knockablokv might not happen.
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And when we have top off, we fill with ball bearings ... as they did at Borodino.
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Thank goodness we finally got around to doing something about the sharp tip on that bayonet -- it was an accident waiting to happen.
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(Chap on the right, his left 'hand' looks like a left 'Foot' )

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Picked the wrong day to give up Smoking, or Sniffing glue, or taking amphetamines * Delete as appropriate.
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Don't go much of this 'On the job' training for the bomb squad,.... A Introduction To...
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"Now there's a bit of an art to this..."
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 20:08
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Is easy, I see full demonstration on YouTube
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There is a perfectly logical and reasonable explanation for trying to pry off the fuse of a shell with an axe and a dagger.



For the moment, however, it escapes me . . . .
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Watch carefully, I shall do this only once.
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Are you quite sure our rations are in this container?
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Are you sure this is how McGyver did it?
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On the Marham boundary the spotters find their thermos flask lid jammed on
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Having moved on from Debbie Does Dallas, the film crew find a sex aid had been left behind

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MOD offer to the scrap men the shells from their retired tanks...
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Old 26th Aug 2020, 09:59
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Fast forward 3 minutes...
Sgt Hoskinski. I have the cap off and there are 3 wires, Red Blue and White, which do I cut?
Capt Boris back at HQ... On no account and I repeat NO ACCOUNT cut the ( click burr whiz)
Operator comes on the line... please insert 40 Rubles for the next 3 minutes.. ....
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Old 26th Aug 2020, 10:01
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It says ' property of HMQL. If found intact please return to PO Box R08'
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Don't worry, comrades. I see this in Bond movie. Countdown always stop at oh-oh-seven.
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I can go and get the circlip pliers from the truck.
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