Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

How the Marines get the top off a Beer Bottle

[Kiltrash]

That's not how you spell '**** off Putin'

[Kiltrash]

On his day off during sports day, Jonsey is used as the Wicket in the Cricket

[Kiltrash]

Well if a woman can assemble it us men can disassemble it... without using the manual...

[pasta]

Of course it's safe. I saw a documentary, and all the live ones all had a yellow band...

[Martin the Martian]

(Guy in the middle): "There's no place like home... there's no place like home..."

[Martin the Martian]

"Of course, in the field you would not have specialist equipment to defuse bomb, you might have to improvise."

[Chu Chu]

Let me just finish off the threads here, and we can start chiseling out the next billet.

[Martin the Martian]

"On three, shout 'bang'. That way it will not be such a surprise if it goes off."

[Wensleydale]

What do you mean you've 'found a shell on the beach'.

[Chu Chu]

After discovering that the new automatic sidearms take all the fun out of Russian roulette, intrepid troops place five inert shells in a case of six . . .

[Kiltrash]

Guy in the middle....What do you mean the Doc gave you 60 minutes to live and this was on your bucket list

[Kiltrash]

When you get the cap off what do you intend to do Mr Magoo?
Well there should be 3 wires and I cut the Green one.
But you failed the Colour Blind Test

[MPN11]

“Wait, what about Social Distancing?”

”No problem, Sergei, we maybe achieve that with the next blow.”

[pasta]

"I dare you to creep up behind the guy in the middle and burst this paper bag"

[Buster Hyman]

Judging by the band aids, Igor in the middle has done this before.

[Buster Hyman]

"And you're sure this USPS Box has all the ballot papers?"

[c52]

Sergeant said he wanted a passable imitation of a fish, to be photographed with.

[andytug]

The Engineers version of Russian Roulette....pass the hammer Alexi....

[andytug]

“Hoskinsi, what does it mean if there’s a click after you hit it?”