Caption Competition Mk II

[c52]

The rolled-up sheet of paper in that bit of fuselage? That's the urinal. Fits men and women almost equally badly.

[Buster Hyman]

And this is the F35 replacement.

[Buster Hyman]

"I don't care if you're wearing glasses! I'll thump you if you make another joke about flaps!"

[Buster Hyman]

"...and that's why the Spitfire was overrated and the Hurricane was the Ducks nuts. Now, any questions?"

[Buster Hyman]

"Now for some fun. Lets see if anyone can find Baders missing left leg..."

[Kiltrash]

If ve has zis during ze var you vood all Sprichst du Deutsch

[Kiltrash]

This is a original Hurricane, and it's had 4 replacement Engines, 6 wings 2 new skins and 3 undercarriage. But it's as built, apart from the GPS, radio and Fuel system.
Sir but that means only the Serial number is original? Erm wish you had not spotted that

[andytug]

“There I was, upside down, in cloud, nothing on the clock but the maker’s name.....”

[andytug]

“ Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie!”

”Sorry Sir, but we don’t understand your banter?”

(Stolen from Monty Python)

[Kiltrash]

You see it can be done, 3 hours and not once you looked at Instagram, Tic Toc, Twitter or Facebook.

[Kiltrash]

Tubby Linton thinks. ..wish he would hurry up, tuck shop closes in 20 minutes
Swotty Clarke thinks. ...wish he would hurry up, got some quadratic equations to solve
Interesting Davis thinks....wish he would hurry up, need to get these balls in the pockets soon
Hot lips Julie thinks. ..wish he would hurry up, Maverick promised to show me his helmet

[Dan Gerous]

Right then before your experience flight some safety info. First of all, entry and exit from the passenger compartment...

[cattletruck]

It was a time of great capability, a time of great teamwork, a time of great strength, and nobody wore a hi-viz vest.

[Chu Chu]

Thanks for telling us about the Battle of Britain. But did we win, or was it the Communists?

[Penny Washers]

"No, young Hoskins, we call it an access hatch. You don't get manholes in aircraft. Manhole covers would be far too heavy."

[MPN11]

“... and if you get to be a Fast Jet pilot, you will have even more badges on your uniform.”

[Surplus]

Flt Lt Putin said "The difficult bit is getting the poison into the cup from medium level."

[NutLoose]

Ok, so before we break up the visit, we want to know which one of you thieving toe rags cut a souvenir section out of the fabric of this Hurricane.

[c52]

...and of course, the technology that built the Hurricane was further developed until we had such brilliant aircraft as the HS121Trident.

[Kiltrash]

Tubby leans across to his neighbour
My how 'Ace Rimmer' has fallen ....