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Old 21st Aug 2020, 02:28
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Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea.
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
"Where's my Buccaneer??"
"On the side of yer Buccan 'ead!"
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Cap'n . .. Therbee Klingons. ..
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During the new Mission Impossible filming, the Producers asked for fan suggestions how Nathan gets out of this situation. ...
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Too late the Captain realised as all the crew were on deck watching all the going on's that no one was steering the ship ...

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Ahh.... that bit of the deck was cancelled in the last Strategic Defence Review, be careful not to try and catch the traps either as there arn't any...
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Launch countermeasures
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That'll give that shadowing Russian sub something to think about...
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I wouldn't say it's underpowered, but the carrier out accelerated it...
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If you think this is unfortunate, you should see what happened to the wingman
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Scotty More Speed now,!! .. go to half impulse.... the windsock is hanging limp, we need more wind over the deck
Bloody idiot that Captain Kirk, thinks this is the Enterprise....
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Fisheries Patrol aircraft try getting down close and personal . . . . . with the fish.

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During the new Mission Impossible filming, the Producers asked for fan suggestions how Nathan gets out of this situation. ...
Budget constraints come into force during filming of "Top Gun II"; the producer is asked to source any old Navy aircraft that he can and to also find away of curtailing Cruise's contract...
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I told you you can't do a take off with a following wind on a carrier!


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I'd hate to see whatever scared that fish out of the water.
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Dominic Cummings is invited to go for a cruise with the Navy. However Boris sees this as a good oportunity to get rid of him with no consequences

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In the old days of sail, this was seen as a punishment, hung over the stern in a cage.
Mistress String em Up does this to the Officers on the new Carrier... for a price....
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HMS John West rejects another.
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It's a nice day, I didn't want to go flying with those rather uncouth lot in the mess, so I thought I would just hang around here for a while.
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I hope the photographer's on the ball. We've only got fourteen chances at this and then we're onto the Phantoms.
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