Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Steady steady ...let her go. That's the latest link in the scuba diving reef sorted

[Kiltrash]

It's a lot less bover with a hover. Hey catchy phrase .... can we ditch the cats and traps now?

[Kiltrash]

Admirals crazy golf hole no 8 just got a little bit trickier...

[Buster Hyman]

I get the need to defend Hong Kong Admiral, but shouldn't we build the artificial Island before deploying the squadron to the Spratlys?

[Dan Gerous]

I'm a super high tech strike aircraft, not a performing seal. Just refuel me!

[Dan Gerous]

[SLXOwft]

"I was determined the crabs wouldn't get this one!" responded the bearded suspect.

[Rosevidney1]

That's another fine mess you gotten me into!

[andytug]

But Sir, this is how we always dried them on the Ark Royal?

[SLXOwft]

The stude departed rapidly before the QFI could ask again if he had read the pilots notes thoroughly.

[andytug]

The order “Deploy Starboard Thruster” clearly does not mean what you think it does, Hoskins!!

[622]

"No Sir, I didn't put all the rubbish sacks in your hangar!"

"I asked Hoskins to throw them over the side earlier and then help get the Aircraft below deck....uh oh..."

[Wensleydale]

"Damn - I left my aircrew watch on board....."

"That's a coincidence - so did Hoskins and I."

[andytug]

“Sir, are Buccaneers VTOL?”

”No Hoskins, why do you ask?”

”Er.......no reason sir......”

[Martin the Martian]

Hoskins' attempt to claim both flying pay and submariners' pay was novel, but ultimately unsuccessful.

[Martin the Martian]

So this was what the Atlas crewman was watching through his binoculars.

[NutLoose]

Errrm......... Signal to Admirality, attempted boarding by pirates defeated and at least one Buccaneer was sent to Davy Joneses locker...




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[Buster Hyman]

Flap harder Frank!!!!!

[Dan Gerous]

If we can close the air brake it should go down faster.

[Martin the Martian]

Look on the bright side. At least going off the back means that the boat won't run over you.