Caption Competition Mk II
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Zer Chancellor is right to be worried about inflation, ya?
Ah Hoskins why is there a cross on our Blimp?.
Well sir that's the patch where Prince Philip shot it thinking it was a Peasant
Don't you mean Pheasant?
No sir I know what I meant
Well sir that's the patch where Prince Philip shot it thinking it was a Peasant
Don't you mean Pheasant?
No sir I know what I meant
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Ya ve should easily vin zer vorld record for zer largest whoopie cushion.
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So you unload all zes heavy cylinders off zer truck, use zem, then load zem all back on zer truck to go for filling, vhy do you not simply fill it vith them on zer truck? No vonder ve are losin ze var.
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It should make an impressive Wurst, but where do we get the Pork filling now that the factory has been closed due to COVID-19?
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You are going to have to remove that badge from ze balloon, ve have to be seen to be impartial in zis var as in life...
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Herr Capitan, Blackpool has grounded us indefinately.
Mechanic with HEAVY wrench in the middle of the picture...
You could have mentioned it before we started
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The Police are looking for whoever shoved a monkey wrench up the Officers Arse ...sideways. .
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Before you take over and start undoing the connections just give me 10 minutes head start...TAXI. ..
You could have mentioned it before we started
or
The Police are looking for whoever shoved a monkey wrench up the Officers Arse ...sideways. .
or
Before you take over and start undoing the connections just give me 10 minutes head start...TAXI. ..
Zo! Vhere are ze dirndl-vearing fraus mit der bier? Ve haff zis whole rack of fake Brüstes!
- Ed
- Ed
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Schultz, are you really sure this is the time and place for Installation Art?
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“Well, Sir, the way I see it ... we’re doomed. And that Cpl Hitler agreed.”