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Old 18th Jun 2020, 10:05
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I've not 'ad a bite all day..
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 10:17
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The Island Defence Force welcomes all applicants, but wishes to make it known that those over 5'8" will find life with us pretty unpleasant.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 10:21
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"Any sign of that Russian sub then, Hoskins?"
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 10:38
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Selection trials for Gideon's army. One pass, one fail.
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Kiltrash on his golf course fears he might have lost a ball.
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Well according to the GPS this is the Al Wadi Sewerage Works, that explains the smell....
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 13:11
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Sure glad I have that tide table my sister sent me from Blackpool.
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'E're, Sarge, do you know the water's going in my left boot?'

"You hum it Son and I'll play it."

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We all know the left-hand soldier is a dummy, but is it necessary for us to be able to see right through his helmet?
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 13:41
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Ka-Bar knife, MREs, Water purifying tabs and Anti Malaria pills, but no plastic bucket shaped like a castle.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 14:04
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Whaddya mean 'The tides coming in'? We're on Ben Nevis right?
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...and you're sure this is where the contact lens fell out?
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 14:05
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Photographer; "I don't know why it came to mind but...would anyone else like a Date?"
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 14:07
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Nutty was right. You only needed half of that Viagra pill! This is going to take a while isn't it?
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 14:33
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It's an outboard motor. Tell you what, you grab it between your ankles and float; I'll sit on your back.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 14:56
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You say this beats being in Croydon? Goodness...
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 15:12
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Not a Caption. Many thanks Dan for stepping up. Just in case ANYONE is interested did not play well today, as golfers know it does not rain on the course and we can always play the 19 th hole
however did take me partners crisp £5 so not a bad day out.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 15:27
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When they said defend the road from the bunker, one thought nice fortified concrete position, not a bloody sand trap.
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The Politically correct ancient pastime of Wife Carrying is now Husband Carrying. "Are you all right down there Mavis?"
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"Well I WAS the driver of the Range Rover that pranged the PM's car, What did you do wrong Dom?"
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