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As lockdown eases and Hank can return to work, to save his embarrassment about his home hair cut he has to wear his helmet. But your uniform queried the Serge, Oh Dammit knew I had forgotten something
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Higgins totally misunderstood the Operation Anaconda OPORD.
Another passenger falls for the EO IR Pre-Flight Check Malarkey.
Another passenger falls for the EO IR Pre-Flight Check Malarkey.
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Hoskins only compounded the problem when he was confronted by an irate American pilot: when asked for his name and rank, he gave it as "Peachy, Marshaller of the Royal Air Force".
Dave didn't really have to signal...it was obvious from the way his knees were pressed together that the chock was in.
The nude Skydiver performs a perfect landing and is caught with split second timing by the photographer just before he sinks to his knees and rolls safely. The canopy then covers the erection caused by his excitement
However is dissapointed to discover Section Officer Harvey had just come through the front gate.
Think Bubble on guy in foreground walking away
Maybe I should tell Bloggins he is marshaling the jet with the Queen on board ?
NAH !
Maybe I should tell Bloggins he is marshaling the jet with the Queen on board ?
NAH !
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He surrenders and i’ve thrown the towel in..
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During the annual "Lineys vs Crew" uckers match, no one had told Hoskins the loser had to do a forfeit...
Mind you, no one told him the safety harness was back to front either !
Ttfn
Mind you, no one told him the safety harness was back to front either !
Ttfn
Teacher to class of 7 year olds doing Deductive Reasoning:-
"Now class looking at this picture, can anyone tell me what time of day it is?"
Little Hoskins, "3 o'clock miss"
Teacher expecting the answer of 12 noon as the shadow was directly under the Airman, " How do you work that one out?
Little Hoskins, "Well miss the big hand is straight up and the Little hand is sticking out at 90 degrees to the vertical
"Now class looking at this picture, can anyone tell me what time of day it is?"
Little Hoskins, "3 o'clock miss"
Teacher expecting the answer of 12 noon as the shadow was directly under the Airman, " How do you work that one out?
Little Hoskins, "Well miss the big hand is straight up and the Little hand is sticking out at 90 degrees to the vertical
The Prime Minister, remembering his PR success on a zip-wire, with fulfills a childhood ambition.
Next up: Queen's jet in ground collision with American aircraft.
Analysis: Johnson says he was guided at all times by science (whatever that is)
Next up: Queen's jet in ground collision with American aircraft.
Analysis: Johnson says he was guided at all times by science (whatever that is)