Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Damm Simulator, Reset button fecked again....

[Kiltrash]

Wonderful all round vision from the F-16 cockpit Hoskins. Nice and relaxing init...
But your in a slat spin sir, time to panic

[Kiltrash]

Pilot to Nav Don't worry i'll just apply a boot full of aileron and roll back to wings straight and level.. oops i'll have another go...
Oh no i'll get it right soon..... No don't worry i'll get us down safe and sound

Oh what's that parachute just below us??

Nav...Nav...NAV??

[622]

Ahhh...that’s much better, I can see much more clearly now the props gone.....Sir....Sir!!

[Ascend Charlie]

"Cut! Cut! Sorry Maverick, we need to shoot this scene again, but you will be wearing a helmet to cover up your...ummm...solar panel for your sex machine..."

[Penny Washers]

"Pull back the stick . . . cows get smaller. Or should that be bigger . . ? But cows overhead ???? What are they doing there?"

[NutLoose]

They were bloody right you know, the propeller is just keep you cool, because now it’s gone I’m sweating like a pig.



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[Buster Hyman]

What's a Mountain Goat doing all the way up here?

[Buster Hyman]

Phew! That was close. Almost hit that Earth like Planet...

[Kiltrash]

ATC calling aircraft 66
"Are you in trouble no 99 "

[Kiltrash]

So when you land it is 14 days isolation for you
Unless you are arriving from France ...

[treadigraph]

I thought it would buck up the civilians, sir...

[Buster Hyman]

Wow. All the people down there look like ants! Oh wait, nah, it's actually Head Lice, sorry...

[cavuman1]

Pilot thinks to self: "First the cows got bigger, then the clouds. Do I pull or push this stick thingy?"

- Ed

Sorry Pennywashers - I had not seen your post above. Great minds thinking alike, right?

[NutLoose]

When I said should we take it for a spin, I meant.....

[Kiltrash]

Over the radio
crackle " No Mr Bond I expect you to die"

[Kiltrash]

Now was this a 6 point hesitation roll or a loop?
you know in all the excitement I clean forgot.... Elevator or aileron ...well do I feel lucky?

[c52]

any politician whose hair turns grey during the current crisis: Sure I can land this thing. There are only three - or is it four - controls, aren't there?

[Martin the Martian]

"It's a bit late now to tell me that an instrument rating is not a violin exam."

[Martin the Martian]

"Is this stick thing supposed to come out of the floor like that?"