Caption Competition Mk II

[ivor toolbox]

No, no..... I said "plank"

Ttfn

[c52]

-- I'll judge about this time tomorrow (Saturday) --

[racedo]

Relax all your muscles............................ next time can we go toilet before class Hoskins. Too much relaxing.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Remind me again why they said we had to wear trainers to this session?

[Kiltrash]

Airport FOD walk assistants get up close and personal

[Kiltrash]

Cosford discovered they had ordered not enough grey paint for the Comet AND the floor. had to invite the Pilates class with their mats

[Kiltrash]

Now we will bring in the food bowls, so you can see how degrading it is to expect your pets to lick off the floor

[Kiltrash]

When I answered the Tinder date to 'Get down and Dirty' this was not what I expected

[Kiltrash]

So there you are, if you get in a 'discussion' about what is 2 meters you can lie down and show them exactly. That's Ł50 ea plus VAT

[Kiltrash]

So you all have it? We shall try it once more. On the count of three jump up point your finger at the German Paratroopers as they pass and shout BANG BANG. That's your Home Guard training over and done. Do you have anything to add Captain Mannering ?

[c52]

Not a great many entries but some very good quality.

Thrid place: Hydromet

"Very good, class. Now you've mastered the three-point landing, we'll move on to crosswind landings."

Second Place: TIEW

Prospective visitors to the beach at St Maarten get some realistic training in.

And the winner of the CST this week is Big Pistons Forever.

Well the Director at the Education Ministry figured Pilot Instructor and Pilates Instructor sound like
they were related jobs, so he has instituted mandatory conversion training for all laid off pilots......

The trophy will be delivered by the athlete of your choice from the photo - but be sure to keep it in quarantine for two weeks before it goes on your mantelpiece.

[Big Pistons Forever]

There you go boys and girls, enjoy.

[MPN11]

“Ts and Ps normal, err, Mildred, did I take my pills?”

[Kiltrash]

Sorry sir, sitting on your own at 10000 feet does not qualify under current Social Distancing. I still need to issue you a fine

[c52]

Why can I see a contrail on the ground?

[Kiltrash]

Snigger snigger
You paid hiw much for the hair transplant?

[Kiltrash]

Follow the railway in Australia they said

[NutLoose]

That’s better, the damned Sun was reflecting off your bald patch.

[treadigraph]

Uh oh, I forgot to do up gran'ma's straps...

[NutLoose]

Is that the yellow brick road Dorothy?