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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 16:00
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As the air fills with the snap of ankle and leg bones breaking, jumpers are immediately chagrined to learn that the carrier draws only 3 feet at the keel.

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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 22:34
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Girl (?) in black Cozzie, "Oh, its true, if you keep it in then it stops me falling"
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 22:41
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Hmmm.....I wonder if it’s the wrong time of the month to be going swimming off shark cove.
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 22:51
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Like I’ve always said, the US Navy are a right bunch of Lemmings.
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 23:00
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I say again.. for tonight’s entertainment we have “A Band on Ship”..
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 23:15
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“Oi.....who nicked the lifeboats?”
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 23:59
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Like my old Mum used to say, if you don't have nets, then it's curtains.
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 01:21
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When the Baptist congregation saw that one of their own (the dude down left) was walking on water, they started jumping down to meet Him.
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 04:44
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After the USS Forrest Trump shot down an Iranian gunboat, the medical team jumped into the water to rescue the survivors.
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 08:34
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Trump states (not that he's an expert but he is pretty good at just knowing things that the rest of the world takes years of painstaking trial and error to find out), that seawater is a cure for many diseases if it is forced up the nose at high speed.
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 09:37
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WAIT!!! We only got 3 numbers on the lottery.
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 11:44
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HMS Marie Celeste
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 11:47
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That's a frogman, not a mermaid!

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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 14:05
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OK folks last orders please call at 21.00 BST

back to the bottle of white wine in the garden....

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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 14:17
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What do you mean we left the ladder back at San Diego?
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 14:20
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See, I told you she whistles like a stuka on the way down..
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 14:22
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Ahh yes, that's her blue note, it's to do with airflow over her "gun port" apparently.
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 14:53
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When Big Bertha went over the side....the sudden list caused the OOD to sound the Collision Alarm!
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 16:03
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The 2020 remake of "Dive Bomber" with Fred McMurray's role played by John Goodman and Errol Flynn by Tom Daley...
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 17:07
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Whilst satisfying his rubber fetish and squeezing his ring, Buster was also pleased to find he could satisfy his upshirting fetish at the same time.
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