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Old 9th Apr 2020, 06:34
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No I'm sorry but the accident damage and the bits missing mean your insurance will have to pay up
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 06:35
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MMMMM r Tracy do we have to do this every time Thunderbird 3 goes to visit T5?
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 07:08
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3 Million years into deep space the craft makes a successful return to Earth.

Pad Chief .." Lads, Neil has turned into a cat"..

(Heads up one off Red Dwarf on Dave tonight at 9pm )
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 08:54
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"I've just worked out we can make megabucks by making copies of the capsule in Lego."

-- "Nah, people aren't so stupid."
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 09:15
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What do you mean she's not in there, I promised the troops Sandra Bullock, you do realise the Gravity of the situation when they find out.
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What do you mean, the pictures from the far side of the moon are all black. Left the lens cap on again Hoskins?
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Anything interesting happen while we were away, ?
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Well that's fecked up Aspen 20's LA Centre Speed Check tale
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 12:14
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Space the final frontier...these are the voyages between Buster's ears.......
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 12:20
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Message from the gunners on the Missouri Sir...it says...Pull?
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 14:31
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R2D2 really let himself go after The Phantom Menace reviews.
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 14:58
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Nutty's butt plug finally washes ashore...
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 15:01
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Already done the butt plug one...
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 15:03
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Tell him he is early, he's not supposed to reappear until Easter Sunday..
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 18:32
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The Admiral designs a wine bottle that not even Helmsman Hoskins could overturn
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 18:36
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Ask Chiefy to rustle up some Battleship Grey paint, Cant have the capsule on display looking like this
But Sir should it not be Air Force Blue?
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 18:38
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Look what fell out the sky, Dunno what it is but finders keepers, should fetch a pretty penny from the scrap man, Dunno about these rocks though, Chuck them over the side.
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 18:51
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Hang on lads, let you out once we have done our #ClapforNHS, be back soon, right boys up on deck. Have you enough Oxygen??
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 19:00
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"Well, gentlemen, you must be heroes - I have here for you one letter each from the Prime Minister."
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 19:52
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Wtf have you done to it, when we sent you off it was over 100 foot of ship.
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