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Old 2nd Apr 2020, 21:26
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Horse racing is cancelled till 31st May. (at least ) Didn't you read the Covid 19 restrictions. ...
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Old 2nd Apr 2020, 21:34
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
Are you both Vets?
Well they Nag a lot on here.
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Old 2nd Apr 2020, 21:36
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Clearly the aircraft needed some Red Bull.
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Old 2nd Apr 2020, 21:38
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Plough the road, not plough the field Hoskins.
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Old 2nd Apr 2020, 21:39
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Hoskins ordered a Super Stallion to pick up his aircraft mess but made a Mare of his call out.
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Bloggs was trying to get to Weston-Super-Mare but ended up with Provost-Under-Mare.
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Old 3rd Apr 2020, 03:11
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Flight Instructor was a little horse and jumpy after screaming pull up, pull up.
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Old 3rd Apr 2020, 07:09
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' Nothing stops the Pony Express '
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Old 3rd Apr 2020, 07:14
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First Class Post goes by Horse, Second Class Post goes by Jaguar
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Old 3rd Apr 2020, 07:17
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Without Football matches to Police, WPC Ellie takes her Police horse for a quick gallop in the country. Finds the RAF ignoring the Social Distancing under the guise of 'training'
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Old 3rd Apr 2020, 09:45
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Just horsing around . . . .


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Old 3rd Apr 2020, 14:27
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As the quarter horse cleared the final obstacle, the event announcer screamed: "And it's Hoof Hearted by a nose!"

- Ed (NOT Mr. Ed pictured above, Wilbur....)
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 01:21
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“I told you to transmit: “Bailing out!”, not “Bale out!”. Now they’re all coming to look for some free hay!”
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 05:49
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Whilst the Pilot realised he was lacking in the appendage department, he did have a bigger watch than the Horse.
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 07:25
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Yeah, but it is the horse between her legs...
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 07:39
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The Virtual Grand National gets mixed up with Aces High

( I know Aces High did not feature the JP. Any PPRuNe now of any film featuring the JP.? Thanks xx )
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Shergar makes a break for freedom, from the glue factory
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 07:50
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Getting bored with retirement, AP Mcoy mixes horse racing with his other pastime. Crazy Golf course designing
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 10:41
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Cutbacks meant combing Household Cavalary with RAF.
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My puddle jumper is better than your puddle jumper.
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