Caption Competition Mk II
Gnome de PPRuNe
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The Class of 2020 comes out of self-isolation... in 2050...
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An Ikea spokesman explained that although termed "flat pack" the individual units come fully assembled and are Government approved "flats" for those that have been made homeless, containing a chair, table and adequate sleeping quarters.
Avoid imitations
"Did you hear about poor Mrs Wong? Yesterday she went to sleep with the lid closed, farted in the night and shot straight out of the window!
While out with the dog I thought of mine below, but Nutty beat me to it...
Having cleared Chinatown in London of the rough sleepers it was felt they would be grateful. Mr Won was heard to complain that the bed was to narrow and the matttess had no softness.
The gentleman from India complained there were no nails sticking up...
Having cleared Chinatown in London of the rough sleepers it was felt they would be grateful. Mr Won was heard to complain that the bed was to narrow and the matttess had no softness.
The gentleman from India complained there were no nails sticking up...
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"When I asked for a Chinese takeaway, I meant king prawns in black bean sauce or a delicious pancake roll etc, not your aged parents"
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China asks Russia for supplies of Novochuk to alleviate overcrowding.
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After an hour, they were ready to take the photo ... mug of tea in identical location, tissue neatly emerging from its container, laptop correctly closed .... "OK, watch the birdie"
