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Old 18th Mar 2020, 19:46
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An Experiment to see if it is Possible for MPs to Debate while Self-Isolating fails because they all want to talk at once.
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Following on from Brexit, Trump announces Boxit for all foreigners.
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There is growing evidence that the Corvid-19 virus did not come from fruit bats, but from vampire bats...
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Old 18th Mar 2020, 22:34
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Invented to prevent cheating in exams, and then repurposed to ensure isolation during exams, these boxes never achieved their potential as all exams were cancelled.
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Olympic Box In matches lost something in translation.
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Mail Order Chinese Brides and Grooms....................... value range.
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At the ACME Joke Factory trial run of the "Knock 3 times and scream I'm not dead yet" as the coffin approaches the furnace.
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Chinese scientists are ordered to think outside the box....
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Originally Posted by FollowTheSupper
The "Canberra Navigator Experience" was always a firm favourite with tour groups from the Far East.
Brilliant...
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When I booked a Airbnb for my extended family in Beijing, this was not what I expected. The listing said that each guest would have their own bedroom. Now where's the review button....

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As demand goes up the price of Funerals goes up. Easyjet and Ryanair bring in a Economy one, Handles and Flowers are chargeable extra's
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Logans Run 2020 gets its first showing in Wuhan
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Mars arrival after 3 months in space, side affects for the 20 year old Astronauts becoming evident.
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Air China Business Class offers Priority Boarding in your personal module, with free beverage and box of tissues and use of a laptop to communicate with family and friends.

Economy Class images were censored by the Government.
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Ryanair gets 737 pax into a 737, each in their own lie-flat accommodation. Yet to be added to the module are the individual gambling terminal, online shopping experience and snack vending machine.
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Retiring workers from the Chinese cigarette factory are given their personal flip-top box.
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When you said "Come back to my place and I might let you see my box", this isn't what I expected..
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After the Weinstein trial concludes the victims all come out the woodwork
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After so many unsuccessful attempts to win the Coffman Starter Trophy, the effort starts to take effect with the entrants
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After so many unsuccessful attempts to create the perfect monster, Frankenstein has to look for a new supply of corpses.
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