Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Tell you why it's there, cause if it was a beer pump they would have to install crew toilet

[ve3id]

Bugger Yorkshire Airlines, this is 'ow we do it down sowf!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Originally Posted by Penny Washers

. . . . not saying you're wrong, Dan, but these beer pumps don't look out of place.

But perhaps not in the cockpit.

👍😎...................

[NutLoose]

"If the Mexican's can use a carrot to lead a donkey, we can use a......"

[NutLoose]

"Well it wouldn't be a warthog without a snort"

[Wensleydale]

Originally Posted by ve3id

Bugger Yorkshire Airlines, this is 'ow we do it down sowf!

You've got to be p*ssed if you want to live down there!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

It's only a temporary fix until some proper whiskey can be fitted.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Once the bottle indicates half-full, the mixture should be leaned so as not to run out mid flight.

[Kiltrash]

What I do not understand is how is the aircraft incapable of spinning? Ah Yes its a in Garage simulator so drinking is allowed

[Kiltrash]

Now we know why Hoskins features so often in Aircraft accidents

[Dan Gerous]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Now we know why Hoskins features so often in Aircraft accidents

Late again getting the round in Hoskins

[Ascend Charlie]

Checklist Actions:

THROTTLE - Closed
MIXTURE - Cutoff
BATTERY - OFF
JACK - OFF

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I see by the indicator on the panel that you are ready for your blind flying session Hoskins?

[Kiltrash]

Well if my passengers have the Coronavirus and cough I have a alcohol mouthwash at the ready, ( thinks must remember not to swallow)

[NutLoose]

"We use it to gauge side slip, it's Tennessee slipping whisky..."

[Penny Washers]

It rather looks as if we are running out of ideas now, so we will have tea and medals on Thursday afternoon.

Thanks for all the entries!

[Kiltrash]

No its OK . Pilot Proof cap

[Buster Hyman]

Chemtrail dispenser needs topping up...

[NutLoose]

Bloody film sets, that's not whisky, it's Penny Washers look a like Tea !!!!!!!!!

[Kiltrash]

She wee????