Caption Competition Mk II
Avoid imitations
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"Looks like we've lost a donk. The number two just ran off!”
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CO to Adj: “That’s buggered the 4-ship flypast. Re-plan for Vic, please.”)
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Mule Driver to colleague: “I hope you collected their fare. LOA doesn’t go far these days.”
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Our Maharaja is a great sportsman and a fine shot. With a single bullet, he has brought down the great bird of the white Sahib. He has cut off its head, and it will hang next to the tiger and elephant trophies on the wall in his Palace.
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Given the cost of rope lashings, it proved cheaper to give a couple of rupees to human ballast.
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“Well, Ranjit, the wicker seats are comfortable ... but we will never get the rest of the family in here.”
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“Sorry, Boss, it just ran away nose-down.”
”Don’t worry, Max, RAE will sort it out.”
”Don’t worry, Max, RAE will sort it out.”
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OK, that’s yet ANOTHER one ... we should restrict Royalty to just flying helicopters.
In 100 years time they will go all dewy eyed when they see a Phantom on a low loader on the M25
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As a cockpit section at Newark Air Museum.
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Certain PPRuNers would identify this aircraft, and the flying and disposal history within 24 hours not giving those from the colonies the opportunity to win
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As a cockpit section at Newark Air Museum.
Or
Certain PPRuNers would identify this aircraft, and the flying and disposal history within 24 hours not giving those from the colonies the opportunity to win
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"It's interesting, Ranjit. No matter what the colour or religion, gravity affects them exactly the same as you and me."