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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 21st Feb 2021, 18:17
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Well that is the absolutely the last time I jump out of a perfectly serviceable aeroplane !
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 18:37
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Right... where's me gun and where's the parrot I'm supposed to shoot?
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 18:43
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Oh here's a note from the parachute packer..."I hear your having an affair with my wife...don't worry the chute is perfect, your welcome to her...bitch. "
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 18:58
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[assuming the photo is taken from the ground]

"Hey, photographer! Put that camera away and catch me!"
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 20:27
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I'd move if I was you mate, or I'll be unloading my sack on you

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Old 21st Feb 2021, 20:34
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"WTF is this"?
"It's a wing suit, and you better turn around. Those aren't clouds behind me, it's an avalanche".
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 07:50
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One last picture Mr President for the Great Leaders "Action Man of the people Sunday Suppliment " please
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 07:55
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Wallace and Grommet were surprised to find it was not fluffy white cloud they plunged through but a vast vat of White Crumbly Cheese from Northern England.
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 07:56
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Say again QNH...
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 08:00
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Go Pro man...thinks
When will the picture editor let me back to photograph the PM's daily jog....
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 08:56
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You've got a bogey up your nose!
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 09:18
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GoPro guy: "Wait. I thought you were doing a tandem..."
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 11:05
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Hoskins hopes, yet again, this is just another ' wet ' dream.
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 12:37
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When asked, fancy a jump?, Doris definitely did not have this in mind when she said yes please.
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 13:48
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According to the tarot cards in my hand.....I’m afraid for you, it’s not looking very good!
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 14:46
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Is this allowed under lockdown rules.? For meet one other outside?
Not sure but find out tonight @7 when the Prime Minister speaks....so hang on...
( other countries and leaders are available )
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 14:56
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Second para jumping thinks “God that instructor is cool...he is even marking his own roll up to have the way down”
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 14:58
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Hoskins (In the white gloves) prepares to set the ‘Highest free fall whilst playing the harmonica’ world record.
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 16:07
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Liney in white gloves isn't impressed with the new order for marshaling in Para's.
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Old 22nd Feb 2021, 22:29
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Time to judge, and the winner is Hydromet with......

Originally Posted by Hydromet
"Now, move your arms up and down quickly, and for your first flight, just concentrate on flying straight and level."
My own thoughts were that the PEd Flt will do anything to carry out aircrew swimming proficiency tests of breaststroke during the closure of swimming pools.

Over to you Hydro!!
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