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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 22nd Dec 2019, 17:21
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Relaxation of the minimum height requirements allows some of the seven dwarfs into West Point
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Old 22nd Dec 2019, 19:23
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With the hares wearing a white belt and the hounds wearing yellow, the army version of a Hash Run needed some tweaking to get it to work. (Trump: #Run?? I will make it a # March! and none of that sissy british "on-on" stuff either!)
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Old 22nd Dec 2019, 20:14
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"Eyes Down, Chests In - Don't swing your arms"!

The US Military practises being sloppy at drill.
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Old 22nd Dec 2019, 20:19
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"I don't know but I've been told.... Eskimo pussy is mighty cold...."
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Old 22nd Dec 2019, 23:39
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Dress PT Belts...only the Brits would think that a required Uniform Item!
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 01:58
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Why do those guys look so glum ?

They just got to see Navy show them which service knows how to play college football

GO Navy !
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 02:24
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(Third from left) "Oooh look! It's Section Officer Harvey, and she's showing me her fur-edged knickers!"
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 04:49
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The new Impeachment drill went down a treat!
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 06:24
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OK boys. Do you want to be pilots or do you want to grow up?
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 09:14
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While crossing the suspension bridge the troops are told to break step. Not break wind....
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 09:16
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Don't think much of the camouflage
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 09:17
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Everyone wishes they were the radio man safe at the back of the division
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 09:36
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Gays..... } ...................rains
..............} I hope it ............................because these pants will become perfectly see-through when wet
Straights } ..............doesn't rain
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 12:16
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Tom Cruise puts some serious preparation into his latest Maverick movie...
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 14:52
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(Third from left) "Oooh look! It's Section Officer Harvey, and she's showing me her fur-edged knickers!"
no I believe it's a centre parting
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 19:13
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Still no females or ethnic minority at West Point?? .....Gotta keep the President happy
Actually, the cadets pictured are at the USAF Academy, which is in Colorado Springs.

Christmas Cheers,
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 19:16
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The President when asked to go to Colorado for the passing out parade asked "Are they Republicans or Democrats?, that's more important to me"

Ps thanks for the Location Grog..
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 19:46
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At the passing out Parade, Chuck was disappointed to be sent to Afghanistan, so he resolved to take a tin of his uncle's Pork Scratchings to remind him of home. What could possibly go wrong, he mused...
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 22:53
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"Smile, men, smile. We're doing this walking bus so that all the country's schoolchildren will think that walking buses are cool, and then there will not be gridlock for us when we want to drive around school start or finish time."
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Old 23rd Dec 2019, 23:33
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Future Air Force Pilots were identified from their Lawyer colleagues by the absence of the yellow sash and their inability to hold position in formation.
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