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Old 8th Feb 2021, 18:38
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"... yeah, the Chief Designer said his three-year old daughter could do better than the last design for a fire-engine the apprentices came up with, and this is the result..."
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 19:19
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As my dear mother used to say: “You can mate any two species if you get up enough speed!” .
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 19:35
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Robinson reveal STC for R44 to dig its own crash site

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Old 8th Feb 2021, 20:06
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I've no idea what it is either but it says it's free to choose its own personal pronoun...
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 21:58
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Eco-excavator eliminates collateral damage in sensitive areas. Once operator is proficient, training wheels (tracks) are removed.
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Old 9th Feb 2021, 00:44
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It is the new training helicopter. After the student finds there are no jobs flying helicopters they can fall back on their digger training for work.
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Old 9th Feb 2021, 00:45
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Robinson had a little fun with the Chinese hackers who thought they had stolen the production drawings.
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Old 9th Feb 2021, 10:07
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To prevent collateral damage from equipment missuse, they erect a sturdy fence round the workpersons personnal transport
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Old 9th Feb 2021, 10:09
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Why did you attach a tail rotor to a digger?
Cause there was not a handy Lada ...or even a skip
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Old 9th Feb 2021, 10:14
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As a sobriety test the Police point to exhibit A and ask what the testee sees
Not wishing to appear drunk they say a car
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Old 9th Feb 2021, 11:47
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The new Hoe-300.
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Old 9th Feb 2021, 16:17
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After a particularly severe Tsunami off the West Coast, the waters receded to leave the digger 12 miles inland on a unused statue plinth.
What about the Helicopter tail rotor?
Ah hoped you did not notice that. ...
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Old 9th Feb 2021, 16:20
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Little did Lewis Hamilton realise before signing the 1yr extention to his contract just how much Toto Wolf secretly hated his success.
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Old 9th Feb 2021, 16:23
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Funnily enough no one wants to park next to my new car in the supermarket car park, in case I ding them....
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Old 10th Feb 2021, 09:18
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The new Hoe-300.
I thought it was a Hoey.....
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Old 10th Feb 2021, 14:30
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NOT A CAPTION

Will judge this after dinner tonight (approx 1900 UK time....ish)
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Old 10th Feb 2021, 16:12
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At last, the RAF finds a mud-mover that's faster than the Jaguar.
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Old 10th Feb 2021, 16:53
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Well actually we're after the ATM/ cash machine / hole in the wall, then the quick getaway...
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Old 10th Feb 2021, 16:54
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Combined drain pipe undeslung load and trench digger....
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Old 10th Feb 2021, 16:56
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In Liverpool the scroats struggle to lift it up to steal the wheels, well until they find the starter key...
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