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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 2nd Feb 2021, 10:42
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"There must be a better way to ogle the lady athletes - such as buying a ticket on the front row."
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 10:43
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Geezuzz Frank. No more curries before a mission!
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 10:43
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Army Air Dev scoffed at the complaint of Blackhawks shrinking when wet, "it's fake news..." Mr Shipman said....
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 11:24
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The accident inquiry later determined the GofG was too far aft, The pilot had worn his wife's watch by mistake.
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 11:34
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ATC requests soles onboard. Pilot can't decide which to count.
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 12:35
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This Presidential security details is gonna be fun, after the Queen jumped out with Bond at the Olympics, Trump has wanted to better it, so we convinced him he could do the same, but without a chute.. he bought into it and hopefully he just buys it.
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 13:09
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Is this the Superbowl?

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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 14:20
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PFC Godfrey ... “May I be excused for a minute?”
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 14:49
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After landing: "The last helicopter out of Saigon wasn't meant to be for GIs - you're all going back and we'll have a new last helicopter for civilians."
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 16:03
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Pilot thinks to himself: "Hmmm. If the Amish made helicopters, would the machines have horse-drawn rotor blades? Instead of making a 'wop,wop,wop' sound, would they go 'clop,clop,clop' instead? Just then, the chopper autorotated onto the marching band's tuba player. A low-pitched Bwamp Bwamp Bwamp sound was heard throughout the stadium.

- Ed
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 19:04
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OK, quick round up else me dinner will be overcooked:

In third place MPN11:

PFC Godfrey ... “May I be excused for a minute?”
And in joint first and second place Kiltrash:

Are you sure this is the correct site for Eagle Claw??
and

The Americans take drastic action to stop Usain Bolt winning their Championships.
Well done, the CST is on its way in an OH-6, the mission being whatever the opposite of a hot extraction is...
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 19:23
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Many Thanks Mr Treadigraph, my wife is waiting with the Duraglit for the contactless delivery

So eyes down, what's being said here...


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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 19:28
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BJ: "'course I can do a press-up. I'll just get my virtual reality team onto it."
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 19:29
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BJ: "Yes, actually I'm carrying something really heavy in my left hand."
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 19:33
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BJ: "Always a pleasure to chat with you, Mr Yarwood."
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 19:38
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I'm not keeping you up am I, Joe?

Hell no Boris, my right arm has a stunt stand in...
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 19:40
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BJ: He wrote WHAT on the wall of the Presidential john?
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 19:54
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JB, I'm doing a sponsored weight lift to raise funds for those disadvantaged by the covid pandemic.
BJ. I'm not cutting or combing my hair till it's over. That should keep a few hairdressers in business for a while.
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 20:04
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Hey Joe, when you come over, I'll take you to see Man United v Arsenal...

I'd rather you didn't Boris, dropping off to sleep ain't a problem at all for me...
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 21:14
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"Joe, what I've got in my right hand is considerably smaller than what you've got, and my hand movements are much smaller too, but I'm the one with a smile on my face..."
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