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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 1st Feb 2021, 11:08
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How would I know why? He just said, get to the chopper.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 11:08
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Hoskins had forgotten where he put the keys to the Blackhawk.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 11:13
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All together now, "Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the modern stone-age family....."


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Old 1st Feb 2021, 11:22
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A little trick I learnt from flying on civvie airlines, get the seat at the emergency exit, there's more leg room.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 11:39
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Men on the other side...
" Hey Frank, see the colour of that top in row 19 seat 75. ? Think that would look good on the kitchen walls? "
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 11:44
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Sorry but someone had to say it. ..

"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team."
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 11:46
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" I ain't gettin on no plane "
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 11:59
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Meanwhile, at Seaworld the performing SEALS begin their routine!
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 13:44
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Just don't mention how small it is, he has a complex over it.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 13:47
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See, I told you there was a job out there for a pair of three legged siamese twins.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 13:49
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And be careful when you engage the enemy, last time I shot my right leg off.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 13:58
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So those marines went back in hanging on the outside of an Apache, who in their right mind would do that?
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 14:36
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The Indian Army treats helicopters the same way that Indian commuters treat trains.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 14:39
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My mum always mollycoddled me. She said I had to get a job in a well-ventilated location - do you think I should send her this picture?
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 14:43
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For those who forgot to go to the toilet before flying, we have facilities on the right-hand side for two men at once, and on the left-hand side for two men at once.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 14:57
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What's that beeping noise.?
That's not crude or offensive so why have you self cencored by bleeping out the noise?
No its going beep beep beep
Ah we're reversing?
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 14:59
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Tthhheeerrrsss aaaa llloootttt ooofff vviibbrrraattiioonnn.

Could be worse could be in a Chinook
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 15:01
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Man on right.
Oh go on you said I could have the multi weapon this time
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 15:06
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Ah Sybian, there's a lot of vibrations. Ah that gives me an idea for my wife, said Mr Summers
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 15:09
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Ok. shoot any barstards you see not self isolating.....

Does that mean us too?
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