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Old 19th Jan 2021, 20:46
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 21:56
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"Thank you for the brown envelope, you can hop on the Pardon Chopper. Who's the next with $2million?"
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 22:36
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Yes Mr President, we have organised your 21 gun salute as you depart, but the Viet Cong haven’t been able to guarantee us a hit.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 22:37
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Smoking or none smoking?
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 22:40
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Thank you for staying at Mar a Lago, don’t rush, we have just been informed Trump is wheels up so we still have time to get you away.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 22:44
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Having expended his last ounce of energy ascending the staircase and finally reaching first place in the queue, the guy in the wheelchair is poked in the eye by white-shirt man, falls backward, precipitating an avalanche of humanity.

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Old 19th Jan 2021, 22:50
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"No soup or helicopter rides for you!", cried the Soup Guy/Marshaller from the 1990's sitcom Seinfeld.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 23:14
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"Yeah, we are here to help you export fish to the EU, but we don't actually carry the fish, only the paperwork."
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 03:40
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Come on, quickly please. We need as many as we can in the photo for Nutty....
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 04:27
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(White shirt man): "YOU! Stop singing Stairway to Heaven, or I'll shove you back down the ladder!"
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 06:57
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Women and Children first, sorry Mr Epstein, you don't qualify, no matter who your friends are
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 07:01
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Sorry General, dressing in a skirt and carrying a dolly does not qualify you for a seat. Oh $1000, yes you do.
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 07:06
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Florida residents flock to get out of town before ex President takes over the local council.
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 07:11
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VERY loud music playing in background..
Knew it was a mistake asking the 1st Airborne Cavalry to support the evacuation
Viet Cong...ah there they are.
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 07:30
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Arnie: "GET TO DA CHOPP.....GET TO DA QUEUE FOR DA CHOPPA!!!"
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 07:31
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 08:56
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Let me give you a hand with your bags Mr Trump, then we will see about releasing Mr Giuliani's grip of your testicles.
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 08:59
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No need to rush. Dewey & Louie will be along soon.
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 10:44
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Everyone in France was in the Resistance; everyone in the picture was on the last helicopter out of Saigon.
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