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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 6th Jan 2021, 15:33
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Company commander: It would be easier herding cats.
Battalion commander: Okay, just get the cats in place and all else will follow.
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Old 6th Jan 2021, 16:02
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Collie dog on ground...
I tot I taw a puddy tat.... where de go.??
Cat
And that's the most intelligent dog? ..sheesh
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Old 6th Jan 2021, 16:49
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Read All About It ...
" Feline Scam Foiled By Officer Dibble "
Fake News claim by the President desperately still trying to divert attention from the election
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Old 6th Jan 2021, 18:20
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If visibility drops below 800 meters we add another cat.
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Old 6th Jan 2021, 19:53
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Pass me the binocs' and I'll have a quick scan


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Old 6th Jan 2021, 20:17
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cat III was armed, and ready for impact
[sort of crossed]
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Old 6th Jan 2021, 20:20
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Sir! ... the orange one with the metallic hat ... who's been lurking around, licking his own tail section ... he's expecting us to advance !?
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Old 6th Jan 2021, 20:35
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“Well Sir, we heard that it worked for the Air Force with that Cunningham bloke so we thought we would.....eh.....”
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Old 6th Jan 2021, 20:56
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Despite his peaceful nature, Felix became sick and tired of being called a pussy
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Old 6th Jan 2021, 21:19
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Lt Gruber's Pyjama Cover makes a break for freedom.
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Old 6th Jan 2021, 21:26
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As the Panzer's rumble up The Mall, Winston sends out the Downing Street cat in a last defiant stand. Unexpectedly Adolf then called off the invasion and they returned to the landing craft.
Later the Prime Minister addressed tbe Houses of Parliament ...
" Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to Piers Morgan "

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Old 6th Jan 2021, 21:40
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A Trump spokesperson stood on a NG tank and urged protesters to go home...
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 06:45
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OK, so I sh*t in the commander's boots, but really I think that this constitutes a violation of the Geneva Convention as inhuman treatment. So humiliating!
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 09:47
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Colonel Tiddles had a great idea to improve traction in the litter tray, although getting it through the catflap was going to be a bit of a problem.
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 10:09
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Verdammt, were to late. The White House has already been invaded.
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 10:13
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"Olympuss has fallen. Repeat. Olympuss has fallen...."
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 10:40
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"Olympuss has fallen. Repeat. Olympuss has fallen...."
Well, that's let the cat out of the bag...
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 11:23
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Erm Cher, when we suggested you straddle the cannon with your pussy this is what we meant.
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 11:24
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Kitty needs to use the litter box. Can Von Hoskins take over on the barrel for a few minutes?

We tried that before, but he's too dumb to spell Katze.
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Old 7th Jan 2021, 11:25
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Be glad we missed Stalingrad. They say the barrels got cold enough to freeze the balls off an orange tabby.
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