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Old 4th Jan 2021, 10:38
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Tom had graduated from a Kittenkraftrad....
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 10:40
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The next man to say that I'm a mere cat will learn to regret it.
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 10:49
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Grab that shovel boys, this is going to be a biggy.


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Old 4th Jan 2021, 10:57
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Tiger I Tank, 8 out of 10 cats prefer them!
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 12:56
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It's General Tiddles now, and I suggest you get out of my favourite chair if you know what's good for you!
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 13:17
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Before the war, Hans (not visible) operated a D8 'dozer. But this is a different breed of Cat.
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 13:55
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Camouflage? What camouflage, I'm at home on top of the family Volvo
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There I was all warm and comfy curled up on the range, then along comes the war and some tw@t turns it into a Tank. ..
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 14:23
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Catalonian Independence gets serious...
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 17:04
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Cease fire....CEASE FIRE ..CEASE FIRE!!! ...... for gawds sake time for a ... ( wait for it ) .... Cat Nap.
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 17:10
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On a night out in the Gallowgate( Newcastle ) the pussy is desperate for some action...
But the Tank?
Oh thats my pimp for protection ....
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 17:13
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Nicola decides to get tough with the
" Stay at home " message in Sauchiehall Street
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 17:16
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Before the war, Hans (not visible) operated a D8 'dozer. But this is a different breed of Cat.
The Caterpillar looks to invade Whitehall. Gonna evict Larry by force if necessary
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 18:43
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Peering through the gun sight.

Ok, who hung the fury dice over the gun.? Wait a minute they’re not dice they’re cat bolloxs.
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 20:48
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Make it smaller, stick on some reactive armour, add a plunger, and voila Dalek Cats.
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 21:34
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Make it smaller, stick on some reactive armour, add a plunger, and voila Dalek Cats.
Ex-purr-minate?
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 22:09
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Now they have a kitten, they can name the tank "Kaboodle".
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 22:10
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“Call zat a catapult? Nein, ZIS is a catapult!”
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 04:24
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It's the new gun stabilization system.When the cat falls off, we know we are going to fast for accuracy, so we slow down.
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Old 5th Jan 2021, 05:54
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Feline Groovy.
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