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Old 1st Jan 2021, 15:51
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Having lost the jack for the nose gear, Billy Bob finds a simpler way to change the front tyres.
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 15:53
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SAC ask for ideas how to cut down on reaction time for take off. All ideas will be considered.
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 15:56
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Think we're gonna need a longer crew ladder
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 16:09
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All went well with the trial to get the aircraft from the runway to the parking space by hooking up and towing at 50 MPH
Till the tow bar broke, the aircraft brakes failed, the engineer in the cockpit was having a read and the Captains Coffee Pot broke down.
The report cited, this was a totally unexpected series of events and lessons would be learnt. Especially ensuring the kettle was improved.
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Old 1st Jan 2021, 23:51
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30 seconds before this picture was taken:

Check Pilot to new Aircraft Captain

"Kick her in the ass and lets get outta here !"
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I think I know where the catering got loaded.....
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 01:55
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"That was way too many pies..."
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 04:15
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The Doc’s been on the phone, he says half a dozen viagra tablets into the fuel tanks should get the bone erect again.
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 04:20
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Well you said ground it.
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 04:22
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Well you said earth it.
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 06:16
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Hey look a drooping bone, nip down the front and see if it’s got Busters name on it..
At least mine's visible to the Mk 1 eyeball....
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 06:54
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Having landed in Midsomer Airbase, Inspector Barnaby is assigned the murder investigation. Sends out for more chalk to mark round the victims body.
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 06:57
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How was I to know the Tail Cone Maintainance Technical Operative has a fear of heights.
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 07:06
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Having worked away in his living room for 18 Months, Harry proudly shows the simulator he built in his house to his mates.
His wife was not impressed.
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 08:28
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
At least mine's visible to the Mk 1 eyeball....
Only one? Hmmmm, a drooping bone and a squint eye, things aren’t starting off well for you in 2021
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 09:04
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Apparently it's a sit down strike, General...
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 10:23
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Not a caption. But may keep it for a future pic

Nutty and Buster agree at New Year to bury the hatchet....in each other.😋

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At Nellis the heatwave causes problems with the runway. But Joe Petroni gets asked to taxi the aircraft out the melted surface. More Power More More....


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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 10:48
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We always have a bit of banter with each other at this time of year, we used to have it three ways, but sadly Coff isn’t with us anymore
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Old 2nd Jan 2021, 11:17
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Only one? Hmmmm, a drooping bone and a squint eye, things aren’t starting off well for you in 2021
I only need one....

And please, don't make lite of my physical attributes.
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I said don't let Trump aboard!!!
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