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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 28th Dec 2020, 05:12
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Yes Q.
Did I not mention anything about ejecting a passenger near a runway?
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 05:27
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Hoskins' first day at U-2 chase car training school didn't go well
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 06:04
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Thank goodness it was a Toyota and not one with KIA emblazoned across the boot.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 07:03
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Little Johnny in the back seat did not appreciate the effort his dad took to get him a plane for Christmas. Well it was to be the biggest toy plane in the World so he could boast about it at School next week.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 07:04
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Santa fulfilled Johnny's request for a Cub.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 07:09
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Top Gear ser 20 ep 6 create a working Aerocar, only this was not it.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 07:14
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Top Gear filming

”Hammond!! That wasn’t funny 3 series ago....”
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 07:15
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....and this shows just why you must not go out without clean underwear, in case you end up in hospital.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 07:19
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Further investigation showed the incident happened when Doris, 80, selected Reverse when comming out the car park at the aeroclub. She later told the court, " A small bump won't stop me driving. "


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Old 28th Dec 2020, 07:19
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Not a caption. Sorry KT, wasn’t pinching your idea. Was drafting while you posted - great minds and all that...
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 08:26
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Towing truck driver: "S'mor'n my job's worth to think about the width of the vehicle I'm towing."
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 08:28
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Pilot: "Good job that car was there or I'd have scraped the right wing on the ground."
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 08:35
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John Travolta forgets that he's downsized.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 09:15
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Taking delivery of his new car, Hoskins found that ticking every possible options box while at the dealer came with unexpected results.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 09:19
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Taxi? Dial 8KCAB.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 09:52
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Yeh, I don't think this ground to air re-fueling is such a good idea.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 09:53
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Hoskins, see if you can swipe those go faster stripes, and stick them on my Jaguar.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 10:11
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What was really needed was a Motor Car Avoidance System.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 10:27
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This a marketing disaster. Cadillacs are already considered oversized boats, and now people are landing planes on them.

Well, at least the plane's in our target age demographic.
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Old 28th Dec 2020, 11:14
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Attenborough voice

and in 9 months time the Gestation period would be over and we will see if the Hoskins Darwin Award 2020 was fully justified
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