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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 20th Dec 2019, 18:57
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Run for cover, guys. Boeing’s latest rocket failure is about to crash somewhere near here ...

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Old 20th Dec 2019, 20:20
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=leftWhy is he holding the ball in his hands? Who plays football like that?
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Old 21st Dec 2019, 01:55
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I think it's safe to draw this one to a close & have a new one up for Christmas week. I have judged this one on my sheer volume of laughter at the entry so...

Runner up MPN11 with;
Chuck was a miserable sod, as he taunted the locals with his disguised tin of Pork Scratchings
But, the inaugural winner of the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII is....

Nutty!!! with;
Why 2 there was nothing wrong with 1
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Old 22nd Dec 2019, 02:41
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I think you can take it away MPN11, you can be the inaugural winner of the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII

Nutty must be busy & couldn't check in on the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII, but I'm sure he'll be back soon for the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII

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Old 22nd Dec 2019, 10:32
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Gosh and Thank You. I'm quite unprepared, and having difficulty in uploading images. Gizza few minutes, please.

Ah ... will this do for now? "Fake news, no medals!"



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A very orderly queue forms at Waitrose for the Christmas shopping. Sign at the door NO RIFF RAFF
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Old 22nd Dec 2019, 10:44
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'PARADE WILL DRESS RIGHT'
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Old 22nd Dec 2019, 10:51
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Bloke on right:

"It's no use following me, it's still MY turn to carry the sword for another hour..."
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Old 22nd Dec 2019, 11:29
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(Third from right) '...left foot...right foot...left foot...left ..no..right..ahh ****..."
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(Third from right) '...left foot...right foot...left foot...left ..no..right..ahh ****..."
- that made me laugh out loud....................

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After getting to Nutty's house and finding no one in the Coffman Starter Honour guard re form for the long march to MPN11's house

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The RSM checks Queens Regulation to check is it a belt or a sash?
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Bloke third from the right, Hmm he's got a nice arse.....
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Bloke third from right: "ooh, a WhatsApp from mumsy, aw, the cat's had her kittens, three boys and two girls, ahhhh!"
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"Mostly harmless." [per Douglas Adams]

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Nothing uniform about this Lot!

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Old 22nd Dec 2019, 16:13
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P’raps if we whistle and hum loud enough no-one will notice we’ve forgotten to bring the trumpets and drums..
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Still no females or ethnic minority at West Point?? .....Gotta keep the President happy
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