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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:27
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During IFR refresher training...the instructor sat poised with the shotgun ready to give Santa the 'engine fail during refuelling' emergency to handle.
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:33
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It's all right for Rudolf at the front shouted Blitzen, he just has to stick his nose in that basket......guess where we have to put our noses to get our share!

(Yes I know its a probe not a drogue....but my quote for that would be even worse!)
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:48
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Normally it's Eagles or Falcons, but this takes the biscuit, " Never seen a Elephant Fly"
Hoskins your test at Specsavers is tomorrow
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:50
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NORAD operator to Superior

Sir come and see this, looks like Mrs Santas free
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:51
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Boom operator to Captain
Sir o'm reporting drunk after sniffing those shoes
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:53
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To you , to me, to you, to me, to you, to me
Little Jones is getting a tank for Christmas, of JP1
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:54
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Do you want Diesel, unleaded, super or the good stuff?? The 4 Star?
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:55
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Santa has filled up with the wrong fuel, ( again) so Christmas will be delayed. Anyone got the number for the RAC?
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:56
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Sorry sir, after dark it's pay before filling
Or
Your card has been declined we will need to suck it back in
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:58
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Hrm no Sir sorry , I have checked all the knobs and switches, there is no Carrot Juice on board. And don't even expect Mince Pies and Mulled wine
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 12:59
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Check your tyres and screen as well sir?
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 13:00
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Do you do Green Shield stamps?
er no sir.
OK i'll try the next gas station
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 13:04
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Boeing are dissapointed when they are beaten, again, to get a airliner with 24 hour range with a sizeable payload
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 13:09
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Santa's efforts to correct a misjudged approach led to an almighty PIO and the entire cargo departing the sleigh under negative G...
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 14:19
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I know Johnny put a KC767 on his list, and he has been really good, but I think he meant an Airfix.
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 14:29
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Anybody remember ELF petrol?
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 14:31
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No - the tasking order called for SAC refuelling, not SACK refilling.
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 14:34
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Elf and safety? I've left them at home..
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 14:39
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HO HO HO... you should have bought the A330...
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 14:43
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It's the season to be jolly, tralalalaaalallaaaaaalllllaaaalllaaaa, buy an Airbus and ditch that folly traaaalllalllaaaaaalllllaaaaaaaalllllalalalaaaalllaaaaaaa... .........
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