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Old 24th Jan 2020, 10:35
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...and all because the Labour Prime Minister did not deploy Trident
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Mad Max 2020 tries to find a new plot about after the Apocalypse
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After the Budget 2020 the Air Force scour the museums to find anything they can re arm with
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With a utilisation rate of 25 hours a day, service and maintenance was sometimes found wanting
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This way we can soon spot stowaways
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""No wonder the Italian airforce are so sh*te, I still cannot get the hang of these Venetian blinds"
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Canada takes delivery of the first of Australia's retired F/A-18's.
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"tell the bomb aimer to take off that ridiculous hat"
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“I told them, but would they listen? Chapattis are no substitute for doped linen.”
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Circle the wagons! We're in a holding pattern!
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Tragedy ensued when one of the donks failed at V2.

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The dreaded engine failure at V1 leaving 2.5 donks
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Uber back to the Aerodrome
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Having been rescued from the ditch the Manchester United Reserve Goalkeeper gets a lift back to the training ground
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After a hard landing at Tel Aviv BA163 gets a lift back to Heathrow
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...as a cargo flight
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