Caption Competition Mk II
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Cool, good to see your taking steps to prevent the thread clog-ging up. I will boot up this evening and see if that heal Buster has won anything. If I can think of any in the meantime I will post them just to keep my toe in the water.
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Ah, I see you are keeping instep Nutty! Don't slip on anything in case you end up down on your uppers. In the mean time I'll see if I can cobble together some lace minute entries that'll keem 'em in stitches.
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And these beloved leader will make you grow in stature, no longer short and fat, but taller and fat....
Where did these shoes come from?
Well every time the Americans go through Security we confiscate the shoes. Well till the explosive sniffer dog gets better. Having tested Trump's feet when he visited.
Well every time the Americans go through Security we confiscate the shoes. Well till the explosive sniffer dog gets better. Having tested Trump's feet when he visited.
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I applaud you for specialising, but do you think there is a market in the west for single leg limbless shoe buyers.
Always pleased to win, and even more pleased to find a picture that generates many good entries. Among the best are:
Wensleydale
No - I said "Tell me all you know about Seoul"!!
622
Worker "Look at the quality of the undersides Glorious leader"
GL "Ah, Soles"
Worker "Sorry, it was just a suggestion"
Kiltrash
Kim to man second left....Ah General
Man...I no General
Kim...You taking notes, you General
Chu Chu
Very impressive. But I did not say I wanted 22 generals shod at dawn.
Anyway, now it's 23. If you were going to live long enough, I'd send you for a hearing test.
Wensleydale
Trainers! Trainers! I said that the Air Force needed more Trainers!!
Nutloose:
Ok so you’ve succeeded with the design of the babel fish, all we need now is to miniaturise it.
But there can only be one winner, and it is newcomer (I think) Cim Jartner:
No you idiots - I said "For the invasion of the South we need to put all our men in helos"
Congratulations! The Coffman Starter Trophy is on its way, borne by a bevy of high-heeled Korean lady soldiers.
Wensleydale
No - I said "Tell me all you know about Seoul"!!
622
Worker "Look at the quality of the undersides Glorious leader"
GL "Ah, Soles"
Worker "Sorry, it was just a suggestion"
Kiltrash
Kim to man second left....Ah General
Man...I no General
Kim...You taking notes, you General
Chu Chu
Very impressive. But I did not say I wanted 22 generals shod at dawn.
Anyway, now it's 23. If you were going to live long enough, I'd send you for a hearing test.
Wensleydale
Trainers! Trainers! I said that the Air Force needed more Trainers!!
Nutloose:
Ok so you’ve succeeded with the design of the babel fish, all we need now is to miniaturise it.
But there can only be one winner, and it is newcomer (I think) Cim Jartner:
No you idiots - I said "For the invasion of the South we need to put all our men in helos"
Congratulations! The Coffman Starter Trophy is on its way, borne by a bevy of high-heeled Korean lady soldiers.
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Honoured! I will be polishing the CST and have it sent off in time for a true Christmas winner..... (Might hang on to the accompanying ladies though!)
Starting to become festive now - do your worst!
Starting to become festive now - do your worst!
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He says although he may look like a USAF Tanker, he is in fact a USAF KC767 and thus unable to dispense anything..
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Santa please be advised you need to reverse in, this is a rectal probe..
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Ok that is enough for you Rudolph, your nose is starting to glow....
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Socially isolate? I only come out one night of the year!
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He says can you please move out of the way, he is on his nightly mission to spray chemtrails over the White House.