Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

34th Rifle Corps... Sarge do we fire, Friend or Foe...

[Kiltrash]

So if we go Up and Down the Mall very fast, going VVRRMM VVRRMM. The Royal Family will think we have more aircraft than actual

[c52]

As Britain leaves the EU, we are all looking forwards, not backwards.

[c52]

"My friend says he'll sign it off as airworthy for five bob. That should help keep the Select Committee happy."

[c52]

"He said we weren't allowed to park it on a double-yellow line."

"Shame, after all the trouble we went to to get the wings off."

[c52]

Meghan (back seat): "Are you sure this is how common people fly?"

Harry: "Well, I bought the tickets off a really nice man I met in a pub."

[Kiltrash]

After flying halfway round the world in a First World War vintage Fighter a few 'Technicals' were to be expected

[Kiltrash]

Told you to only 'Blow the Bl00dy doors off'

[Kiltrash]

Indian Air Force welcomes it new Half Generation Fighter into front line service

[Kiltrash]

After landing Off Field Capt Hoskins and PO PPRuNe are glad of a lift back to the mess

[Kiltrash]

It can finally be revealed what really happened when Gower buzzed the SCG and he was caught by the locals afterwards.

[Ascend Charlie]

"How can we dart into the fray, when those donkeys just fart into the dray?"

[ShyTorque]

“I hate simulator week!”

[treadigraph]

The first aeroplane collected by Richard Shuttleworth during a trip to India in 1930 seen setting out on its overland delivery journey to the UK by M Datta and Sons Transport Ltd. Forecast arrival is sometime in July this year, having spent the last 15 months stuck on the outside lane of the Rue Periphique while under the capable command of Mr Datta's Great Great Grandson.

[Wensleydale]

The origin of the quote "Lions led by Donkeys".

[andytug]

"We should call this kite the Officers Mess... you spend your time in it staring at a bunch of asses..."

[c52]

"This is a scientific experiment. We've calculated that the wagon exactly replicates the wings, and we are working out how many horsepower this thing needs to fly.

... Yes, it'll only go up to 4 mph and then we extrapolate."

--"Errm, you do know those animals aren't horses, I hope."

[c52]

Following a number of landing accidents, it was decided to see if a heavy-duty undercarriage would help.

[c52]

early trial with a new safety device called "Alpha Floor" which basically means the aircraft can never actually hit the ground

[Kiltrash]

Having narrowly avoided the fully functional and operational 8000 ' Runway at Delhi, Hoskins managed to crash on the passing Stobarts lorry