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Old 22nd Jan 2020, 12:22
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William to his CO later: "You know, when the sun's shining you can't see a blind thing from the balcony. We could save money by replacing the fly-past with a hang-glider and a powerful PA system."
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I'm surprised no one picked upon Harrys hidden hands and the reply from Meghan, and Wills, and at a pinch from Kate about Harry's wandering hands

However Honourable mention to Nutty with

"Hey you can see into Uncle Andrews bedroom from here, who is that in the school uniform?"

and Wensleydale with

"....and who bought Camilla the Sky Diving Experience Day for her birthday?"
However the fresh precipitant to the CST (Mk11) is … roll of drums... Ascend With

"We have told Philip many times NOT to light his farts, but does he listen? Oh, no, I'm only the Queen of bloody England..."
You have control




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Old 22nd Jan 2020, 12:53
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Princesses think: "Well, we'll have a better reason than most mothers for telling the kids to wash their necks."
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Old 22nd Jan 2020, 13:54
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Commentator: "And I've just been told that Prince Louie has counted all the aircraft - one. Well done, Prince Louie, at only 20 months of age."

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It could have been worse nan. Your ship could have been named after a public ballot. HMS Boaty McBoatface and second in class HMS Horseface


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Old 22nd Jan 2020, 18:10
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A huge honour, Yeronna! Try this one.


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Hey you English, you steal a da Horse a glida idea from us.
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"Hoskins, I think we need faster mules and some wings."

"Copied, Skipper."
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Abdul, in the front cockpit, wondered what the ejection seat warning sticker was about ... and decided to experiment.
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Mrs Miggins (Millinery etc.) Ltd had been warned that overtime wiorking might be needed.
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"If anyone else says "Buff it out" I shall be extremely annoyed, Sahib."
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"Eighty Eight Miles an Hour.............."
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"Don't worry Mr Sala. Everything is going to be fine".
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Old 22nd Jan 2020, 19:31
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Yessir, we call it Plane of the Punjab, very number one, better than Ship of the Desert...
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Air Cadet air experience reaches a new low.
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But to be fair, it does out accelerate a Jaguar on the runway!
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"But with one engine gone
We'll still carry on
Coming in on a ....prayer."

or

Having seen a helicopter land on a moving truck, Hoskins goes one better.
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"Gee up! We can't log this unless it's moving!"
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Its our most powerful model with twin turban engines...
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Hay Albert, wanna see what me and Hercules picked up on our rounds today?
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