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Old 20th Jan 2020, 19:24
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There he goes - Andrew really is full of hot air!
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 21:49
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Hey ladies...Maam, ive flown that one....yeah ive flown the other one
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 21:58
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"Look! Up in the sky!'
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"No, it's Elon Musk's de Lorean falling out of space..."
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Old 21st Jan 2020, 00:39
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"We have told Philip many times NOT to light his farts, but does he listen? Oh, no, I'm only the Queen of bloody England..."
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"And now you are retiring Harry, don't forget we'll want that watch back as well"
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Old 21st Jan 2020, 09:06
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HMtQ: "What is it now?"

Servant (unseen): "Phone call, Ma'am. Gentleman says he's a Nigerian prince seeking your assistance."

Harry (thinks): "That's it! I was wondering how I was going to make money in the future."
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Old 22nd Jan 2020, 07:47
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Can we agree slowing down so time to put out of its misery?
Last orders and judge during Lunch UK time

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I think it doesn't need a National Referendum!
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Old 22nd Jan 2020, 08:59
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"Is it a bird...is it a plane...? No...It's SuperGran.... ohh wait it can't be, she's standing beside us"
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Pigeon, Out of shot...

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"So Harry what is this game "Freckles " the regiment taught you?"
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Old 22nd Jan 2020, 09:17
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I am surprised that 'er indoors (or should that be E.R. indoors?) cannot do something to stop these Heathrow flights coming straight overhead.
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I didn't think that there was to be a V1 in the flypast today............
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"Show the world we haven't inherited the Queen mothers teeth"
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"Are you sure it read poppy drop, it looks more like the contents of the Elsan to me"
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Old 22nd Jan 2020, 11:03
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"Take a memo to the Prime Minister: Next year I want more 21st century planes than restored icons of WW2. And that doesn't mean he reduces the number of Spitfires."
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"The RAF flypast will be over next..ok what's next?"
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Old 22nd Jan 2020, 11:59
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That Falcon Heavy really went bang, didn't it!
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"I wish they'd let us see the planes from the side. Why can't they fly from left to right nice and low and then we wouldn't have to look up like this?"
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"Tell Our Air Force that We like a nice sonic boom."
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