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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:21
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Geezuzz Bruce! Who taught you how to shoot?
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:21
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God dammit! I'm looking in the damn rough and I can't see anything. Be more specific!
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:28
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Of course i've got my tongue out, how else am I going to measure windage.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:28
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How was that?

aRuff......
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:35
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Well done Lassie.....little Timmy won't be falling down any more wells!
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 14:40
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OK Hoskins....I've got my sights on the dog kennels, just let me know if you see that viscious Alsation before I do....Hoskins, Hoskins...did you hear me?
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 15:13
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"Oh, so you've finished licking yourself? Great, now line up the bluddy shot for me!"
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 15:16
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The CO wants to get rid of the Cat [email protected] on his lawn, isn't that meant to be your job?
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 15:17
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Right Melania I have Biden dead centre, you sure your husband said he wished Joe wasn't here??
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 15:19
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Sniper ...OK now I have rescued you from the dog pound in North Korea, I have their Great Leader in a gun emplacement dead centre.
Spot...Fox Three
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 15:21
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Nice try, but the Franc-Tireurs were Belgians, not Alsatians.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 16:27
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"IDIOT! The dog can sniff COVID out, it can't see it through a telescope. And anyway, you're not supposed to be shooting people who've got it."
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 17:17
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Last thing I remember was picking up a right old dog at the Sniper Schools Passing Out Parade.
Or
Don't you remember parachuting out a C130 on a covert behind enemy lines operation?

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Old 19th Oct 2020, 18:02
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Don’t forget Auntie Betty sent you over here to play cards 006, we had the Royal flush yesterday with Harry and Co, today we are playing for Trumps..
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 18:03
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I only got three kills. But of course I had a real dog of a spotter.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 18:09
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It’s the slimy looking b*stard with the black swept across hair and little moustache, he tried to slip me his Cyanide capsule yesterday down in the cellar.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 18:14
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What’s he behind?
Walls
What Wall?
Sausages....
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 18:32
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Beauty is he only sees in Black and White. None of this camouflage confusion
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 18:37
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Your highness target aquired. Please confirn a Royal Pardon .....
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 19:20
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At the S17 shooting event for limited sight competitors in the 2021 Paralympics, the Irish competitor is disqualified after it is thought that he had some external help.
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