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Old 14th Oct 2020, 09:44
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As they were both infected with C-19, this was a magnetic case of Fatal Attraction.
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 10:00
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When Salmon and Sturgeon meet ...."Can you still smell fish?"
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 15:04
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Hi all, Glass of red to keep me lubricated, hope not to spray it over the keyboard
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 15:21
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With joint runner ups we have Dan with

Are the lenses bi-focal?
Yes, and they're not the only thing that's bi.


and MPN with

“mmmnnnh mhnggg gaaammm?
”ahh, nnnbbmm!!”
”mwah!”
However the winner this timeis Treadigraph with

I didn't say "I would like a kiss", I said "Where can I take a p!$$?"
Over you you sir..
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 17:07
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Grrumph ... mekund a gain. Too many of us have mumbled through respirators to fail to appreciate the scenario!

Well done, Treadigraph!
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 17:19
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Blimey - unexpected win, I demand a stewards inquiry! Cheers Kiltrash!

I'm out and about at the mo and likely to be kissed, er, pi$$ed later then out and about at sparrow strain tomorrow, so may I throw it open to anybody with a suitable pic? MPN?
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 17:21
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Well done Treddi, oddly I don’t miss my respir...... gas mask at all.... calling it that used to wind up the GDT rocks something wicked
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 17:24
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You can score it Treadi..
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 17:27
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Cheers Nutty, what a great pic, I may be forced to post an ineligible or even illegible caption...!

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Our Great Leader wins again ... it’s a TYRE. Take it away, Comrade Kim ...
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 18:21
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“How this soldier afford wristwatch? Start pay review ... immediately.“
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I get good deal on tires from Kwik Fit


Are these Radial or Cross ply?
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“Hey, General, you buy you greatcoat from Del Trotter, eh?”
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Senior Sergeant Ho hopes Kim won’t notice it’s a knock-off retread from Pakistan.
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The two soldiers on the right share an awkward moment, after yesterdays respirator exercise
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“It rubbery, but I still ronery.”
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Junior soldier thinks ... “Oh, please don’t touch the paint, it may not have dried yet.”)
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Kim was impressed by the extra garden features at the Great Bamboo Garden Centre.
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Third from right. Is it safe to admit I find the great leaders ar$e gives me a hard on. ..
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Water feature, I said water feature not upside down gun carriage. Now find me who took that note down...IMMEDIATELY
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