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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 1st Oct 2020, 01:52
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Right Photo-shopper, the creases all look the same and the limit of the extension is just here. Start again.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 04:02
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Well, we've got "lift" sorted out, let's hope they don't "separate"...
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 04:09
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Private Kwan, the herium is NOT suppried for you to do Daffy Duck impressions...
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 04:11
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By the left... wait for it... InFLAAAATE!
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 06:51
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Cheaters found in the ' first chest past the post ' in the 100 meters. Still a 4 way dead heat
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 06:53
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Carefull, you'll have someone's eye out with that...
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 06:57
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The ladies fed up with the chronic back pain from 48DD breasts just to please their male colleagues take drastic action, and join the ladies only regiment where they won't stand out so much.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 07:24
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At Madam Tussauds the Female Army Exhibition has some excess wax to use up.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 07:30
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"Right! Back to the Tents!! Everybody Carry on Camping"!!
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 07:32
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"This parade has just gone T*its Up!!"
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 07:33
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"...and how are you going to smuggle the new vaccines back to China?"
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 08:09
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Ok Ladies ...temperatures dropping....back another 1/4 inch..
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 11:31
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In a bid to cut costs, North Korea removes all airbags from military vehicles and selects 'specialist' drivers only.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 12:14
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OK, you all look great, but you need to keep shaving till the hormones kick in.



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Old 1st Oct 2020, 12:17
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Are those gloves ribbed for their pleasure?
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 12:20
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HOSKINS your not deaf. Come out of there, or we will come in for you.. .
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 12:24
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Ford develop self inflating air bags to protect vital area, like they have in motorcycle racing, however the female ones have too much pressure.
The male ones are for the groin area request excess pressure.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 12:29
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Samsung are forced to develop a PC with a extendoscreen as the ladies are unable to see the device when sitting down.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 19:33
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Well that's just great, I'm the only one wearing combats. Now I feel right tit.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 20:22
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L/Cpl Jones observed that they DO like it up ‘em ...
... before going to have a lie down.
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