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Old 29th Sep 2020, 16:00
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Upon retirement, Mav erects the Gate Guardian on a pole
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 16:01
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Negative Ghost Rider the pattern is full... sips coffee.

Oh Yea?? Watch this...
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 16:02
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Well if those Brits can launch their carrier with a F35 on the prow, ...
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 17:04
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In a hark back to sailing ships, the USN updates the ships figureheads
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 17:05
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Well if the Air Force can have Nose Art the Navy descide to re invent the Figurehead
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 18:38
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Fed up with delays to the F-35B, admirals demand the invention of a 'horizontal take-off'.
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 20:31
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No you idiot, the poop deck is at the stern, and you're supposed to have your arse out over the water!

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Old 29th Sep 2020, 20:45
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OK, which of you backward b@$t@rd$ put super glue on the end of the cat?
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 07:20
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On CVN 71, Hoskins accidentally knocks the aircraft avatar almost off the table. The handlers respond accordingly
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 07:21
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....and the pilot flies off into the sunset
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 07:23
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All went well with the launch till Hoskins turned off the wrong tap and cut the steam mid stroke.
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 07:56
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Any landing that you can swim away from is a good one.......
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 08:57
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No sorry this is a 'Short Hull' Essex
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 08:59
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On the Enterprise, Scotty was asked to explain why he could not maintain flying speed
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 12:35
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Pilot (glancing at sea surface): "20 knot headwind, huh?"
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 13:09
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Air Boss Jose to Pilot Dier

Hhy did you stop the take off??
Reply Sorry sir forgot to go to the toilet...
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 14:14
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Entries are slowing so I'll call it there.

Buster Hyman gets my vote with 'The Admiral loved going full astern when the Pilots weren't watching.'
Take it away, the trophy is on it's way.
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:12
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Cheers Surplus. Lets keep the standard up eh?



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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:18
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"Sorry Girls, the memo stating that Prince Andrew was to be the reviewing officer was a joke".
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:25
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When we told you to wear padding so the Dear Leader would not feel unduly large, this isn't quite what we meant.
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