Caption Competition Mk II
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H: I never wanted to be CGRM anyway - why didn’t they give that to Edward? Ah, of course, forget I said that.
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M: Oh, come on, think of Taxation and Residency Rights as an interesting new challenge.
H: Oh, sod off.
H: Oh, sod off.
Your Grandad did a wonderfull job supporting his wife, so you can be the house husband while I go out to work..
and remember I want the yard swept, dog walked and the kids in bed before I get home
and remember I want the yard swept, dog walked and the kids in bed before I get home
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"Look, gone are the days when someone polished your shoes, and until you start they are going to look like that"
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M: Oh, cheer up ... some bits of Canada are quite nice.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Dons black cap… OK...
Joint second place goes to ShyTorque with the prophetic:
…and Wensleydale who opened the batting on this innings and appealed to the dirty-minded little boy who still happily lurks somewhere deep in my psyche:
That sounds like kilt rash to me – speaking of whom…
Kiltrash wins this round with a couple of particular little gems amidst his offerings:
and
Mine might have been “It’s no good my dear, Granny’s forbidden me from playing with big girls any more as they get me into trouble; and she says it’s no use you chasing after Uncle Andy as you are far too old for him…
Joint second place goes to ShyTorque with the prophetic:
“What’s wrong? Meghan, never mind all this Canada nonsense...I didn’t win the caption competition......AGAIN!”
Should it be turning blue and purple?
Kiltrash wins this round with a couple of particular little gems amidst his offerings:
Great idea putting our services on the Canada Times. "Do you need a couple to open a school, supermarket or sporting event? "
Call 1-800harryandmeghan :
Call 1-800harryandmeghan :
I hear the rest of the Royal Whatsapp group have blocked you…
Mine might have been “It’s no good my dear, Granny’s forbidden me from playing with big girls any more as they get me into trouble; and she says it’s no use you chasing after Uncle Andy as you are far too old for him…
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Not easy judging that collection, which is clearly why you missed me! 
Well done, The Trash
Well done, The Trash
Many thanks Your Honour Justice Treadigraph, Quite a difficult one that was to judge and I am truly honoured
However may I offer it up to new blood, common you lurkers, show us what you got
However if no takers I will pop one up 08.00 GMT Monday ready for the working week
Kiltrash
However may I offer it up to new blood, common you lurkers, show us what you got
However if no takers I will pop one up 08.00 GMT Monday ready for the working week
Kiltrash
