Caption Competition Mk II
Cheer up honey, I know I am the only one in this relationship with marketable skills, but I promise I will still support you.
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Come on, you could be Governor-General if you smiled nicely to your grandmother.
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"Cheer up Harry, honorary Rock Ape was only a title, I mean look, your knuckles don't drag on the floor"
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M: You are a substantive Major, aren’t you? The pension could be useful.
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M: Hey, honey, that’s worked out well, eh?
H: Oh, sod off.
H: Oh, sod off.
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"And how are we going to get a mortgage to pay off the house? We don't own it, they do"
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"Don't worry Harry, we can still use the HRH title in the bedroom, no one will overhear it, they've taken the staff orf us."
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M: I bet those guys on PPRuNe are furiously revising their earlier CapCom inputs.
H: Oh, sod off.
H: Oh, sod off.
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In a bedroom somewhere, two vaguely powerful people tried to work out what they had started, and how their Advisors were going to resolve assorted issues such as Taxation, Residency and Income.
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"Now ones not an H, does that mean one has to call you 'arry"
(H Thinks)
I went to a Vancouver Whitecaps game and nobody noticed, no one wanted a Selfie, no one asked for a climate change quote, no one asked how Archie was, no one reported it in the papers, no one wanted to shake my hand.. I should be pleased
I went to a Vancouver Whitecaps game and nobody noticed, no one wanted a Selfie, no one asked for a climate change quote, no one asked how Archie was, no one reported it in the papers, no one wanted to shake my hand.. I should be pleased
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Judging around 7pm GMT tonight....
M: My dad won't talk to me.
H: Mine won't either.
M: But you talked to Prince Charles yesterday?
H: I thought we were talking about our fathers?
H: Mine won't either.
M: But you talked to Prince Charles yesterday?
H: I thought we were talking about our fathers?