Caption Competition Mk II

[Dan Gerous]

Right time to judge this and get a new one up for the weekend

Honorable mentions for Kiltrash #5906
and Andytug #5935

Runner up

Originally Posted by treadigraph

I may have missed the bus but I'm still going Commando...

and the winner is

Originally Posted by 622

After rubbing the lamp he found in the sand and meeting the genie...Hoskins wished he had been more specific when asking for a 'large chopper'

See if you can rub one out of the trophy when it arrives.

[622]

Many thanks, heres the next offering...am away to Pasty land for a few days so will judge mid next week.

[Kiltrash]

The Kernow Border Force resort to setting fire to their own post to keep the Emmets out

[Kiltrash]

During blank firing exercises Hoskins unfortunately was issued with Live

[treadigraph]

The Law of Unintended Consequences was rediscovered by Simpkins when he hollered "FIRE!" rather than pressing the alarm button...

[Penny Washers]

Research into methods of controlling migrants is now getting deadly serious.

[c52]

This is my 'scorched earth' policy. If we can't find any viruses after the fire, we'll burn down the whole of the USA.

[c52]

Well, fire seems pretty effective on land. But we're a Naval Weapons Research station - let's try to set fire to the sea.

[andytug]

Testing of the new smokescreens for the Type 26 frigates went a little *too* well....

[Beamr]

Jolly good Hoskins, but POTUS distinctively said RAKE FORESTS for fire avoidance, not BAKE BARRACKS.

[Dan Gerous]

As Alaska burns, Trump still denies Global Warming.

[Hydromet]

"Very good, Lt. Archimedes, if we can get you a few more mirrors, do you think it would work against the Roman fleet?"

[Buster Hyman]

Has Trump fired another Admiral?

[c52]

We'll call that a successful test, but under "lessons learned" we'll write a small footnote suggesting that the pilot should release the bomb before it hits the target.

[Kiltrash]

Fat Hanks new travel BBQ gets its first tryout before going off Base

[Kiltrash]

We will just mark that down as voluntary weapon decommissioning, to keep the Russians happy

[treadigraph]

Corporal Smithers finally hit on a solution to the mouse that had plagued the guard house for weeks...

[Kiltrash]

Trump. ... That's alright, California * was * a Democratic state. Move along nothing to see here

[Kiltrash]

The evil World Domination Specter operative sees his underground Base of operation blown up by Bond, James Bond.

[MarcK]

I hope you don't mind that I resized the image. My eyes aren't what they used to be.