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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 17th Sep 2020, 20:36
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Right time to judge this and get a new one up for the weekend

Honorable mentions for Kiltrash #5906
and Andytug #5935

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I may have missed the bus but I'm still going Commando...
and the winner is
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After rubbing the lamp he found in the sand and meeting the genie...Hoskins wished he had been more specific when asking for a 'large chopper'
See if you can rub one out of the trophy when it arrives.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 08:01
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Many thanks, heres the next offering...am away to Pasty land for a few days so will judge mid next week.



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Old 18th Sep 2020, 08:35
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The Kernow Border Force resort to setting fire to their own post to keep the Emmets out
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 08:39
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During blank firing exercises Hoskins unfortunately was issued with Live
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 09:09
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The Law of Unintended Consequences was rediscovered by Simpkins when he hollered "FIRE!" rather than pressing the alarm button...
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 10:22
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Research into methods of controlling migrants is now getting deadly serious.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 10:26
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This is my 'scorched earth' policy. If we can't find any viruses after the fire, we'll burn down the whole of the USA.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 10:27
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Well, fire seems pretty effective on land. But we're a Naval Weapons Research station - let's try to set fire to the sea.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 11:10
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Testing of the new smokescreens for the Type 26 frigates went a little *too* well....
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 11:20
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Jolly good Hoskins, but POTUS distinctively said RAKE FORESTS for fire avoidance, not BAKE BARRACKS.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 12:45
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As Alaska burns, Trump still denies Global Warming.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 13:01
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"Very good, Lt. Archimedes, if we can get you a few more mirrors, do you think it would work against the Roman fleet?"
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 16:05
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Has Trump fired another Admiral?
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 17:00
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We'll call that a successful test, but under "lessons learned" we'll write a small footnote suggesting that the pilot should release the bomb before it hits the target.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 17:02
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Fat Hanks new travel BBQ gets its first tryout before going off Base
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 17:04
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We will just mark that down as voluntary weapon decommissioning, to keep the Russians happy
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 17:04
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Corporal Smithers finally hit on a solution to the mouse that had plagued the guard house for weeks...
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 17:08
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Trump. ... That's alright, California * was * a Democratic state. Move along nothing to see here
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 17:57
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The evil World Domination Specter operative sees his underground Base of operation blown up by Bond, James Bond.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 19:11
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I hope you don't mind that I resized the image. My eyes aren't what they used to be.

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