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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 9th Sep 2020, 07:20
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As a last resort to a hard border, the smugglers get ready for #Brexit
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 07:23
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Sorry lads no flying today, winds from 270 degrees @5 knots and is out of crosswind limits.
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 07:29
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Sorry flying is off for the day, runway has developed wrinkles after last night's earthquake.
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 07:54
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We can't wash em' Chief, hose pipe ban is still in place!
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 09:48
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 09:50
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Fly them all? you do realise if we decided to do that we would empty Far East Command and all regions East of the Suez of their pie stocks, simply to stock the galleys, and I am not sure if even those will be enough.
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 09:58
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We buy any plane dot com was proving to be very successful, much to the chagrin of the RAF higher command.
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 10:04
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ding ding ding ding. This is a Taceval : Every Aircraft in the air - NOW!
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 10:17
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RAF contemplates commandeering the Cotswold Water Park and closing Brize Norton.
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 10:31
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F for Freddie. . What do you mean you want water wings ?
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 10:40
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In Mississipi Bond speeds away from Specter's henchmen decides not to take the Catalina Little does the Redneck Policeman know what is comming next ...
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 10:53
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It's a lot less bovver with a hover.
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 10:57
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Hoskins, unfortunately, did not keep the boxes that his Dinky Toys collection had come in, or they would have been worth a fortune by now.
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 17:34
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Brian had put "Sunderland Airport" into his satnav....
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 18:06
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Right, one of you lot should be able to find the Bismarck... off you go now

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Old 9th Sep 2020, 18:28
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What do you mean "REME have built a bridge across the stretch we use as a runway"?
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 20:05
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Not a Caption ... I really should up anchor on this one in the morning.
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 20:52
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I'm getting my promotion! I'm getting my promotion!. . . . . Oh, wait it's only Lough Erne that froze over.
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 21:51
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Not a Caption ... I really should up anchor on this one in the morning.

Your’e pulling our chain..
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Old 9th Sep 2020, 22:25
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Hitler realises that he can keep Coastal Command cooped up by speeding up and down with a pair of motorboats.
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